Blood for the Josh god

The comments during the legendary Josh battle in which multiple people named Josh prepared for 1 year to have a fight with pool noodles for weapons. The objective of the fight is to see who can keep the name Josh, in a joking manner. Slight variations, such as "Blood for the Josh blood" are also used.

Live chat:
Person 1: JOSH FIGHT
Person 2: YUH JOSH FIGHT
Person 3: BLOOD FOR THE JOSH GOD

by bruh-momentum April 24, 2021

blood stealer

A person that loves to take blood. They will do anything for blood. When someone is nearby with their blood pouch they will feel the urge to grab it and run away. They would even use fake blood to scam someone of real blood. They would kill someone for their blood.

Person 1:"i just earned some new blood for my blood pouch"
person 2:"just make sure no one can see it lest they try to steal it."
person 1: "i see someone they are staring at me and my blood pouch"
person 2:"watch out i think they are a blood stealer"
blood stealer :*runs after the person with a blood pouch malice in his eyes striking to kill take their blood and their blood pouch*

by BloodLustStealer April 18, 2022

blood night

that time of month when a girl has her period

and is too scared to say that she has/had her period

Patricia: girl omg I just had blood night

Rebbe: girl tmi

by jigabdoo August 6, 2022

Blood Salad

When a guy eats you out and your on your period.
He is eating a blood salad.

For our annual I made him a blood salad.

by Freshquailofbelair September 6, 2016

blood battery

The modern corporate worker.

I work my whole life just to survive from paycheck to paycheck. I feel like a blood battery.

by Netlad June 29, 2024

muggle blood

A derogatory term used for a person without magical abilities.

Look at that filthy fucking muggle blood!

by PotterCase January 9, 2019

Blood still stains when the sheets are washed

Sex don't sleep when the lights are off.

person 1: Blood still stains when the sheets are washed
person 2: Sex don't sleep when the lights are off
person 3: Kids are still depressed when you dress them up
person 4: and syrup is still syrup in a sippy cup

by syrupisstillsyrupinasippycup. February 17, 2024