by Ahaha Get Noob Get Obese March 9, 2020
Get the Taco Bellmug. The dudes who thought they were answering a lonely hearts ad from Belle Gunness, an Indiana woman who had a killer dating strategy. These guys showed up expecting love and left in a much, much worse situation: buried six feet under at Belle's farm. Spoiler alert: her idea of "companionship" was a little more final than most people would prefer.
Your Mom’s dating life is like the modern-day version of Belles' Suitors—she’s not burying anyone, but with her dating body count, she might as well start a support group for all the guys left emotionally buried. At least her version of Belles' Suitors doesn’t involve a shovel
by The airplane mechanic January 15, 2025
Get the Belles' Suitorsmug. What da horned leader of da "fire -'n' brimstone" afterlife-world --- i.e., "da other place" --- repeatedly asked Don Juan as dozens of said dame-dallier's former-fling-females were paraded past him to see if he could recall their names.
Maybe if Don Juan had actually gone through with one of his many engagements --- i.e., allowed da "wedding bells" to ring --- he would not have had to eventually endure being queried, "Ring any belles?"
by QuacksO March 2, 2025
Get the Ring any belles?mug. by "Patrick" May 14, 2019
Get the Taco Bell Dramamug. Bell smell is the odour that wafts your way when the foreskin is pulled back. it is usually a pungent odour that resembles stilton cheese. this is often caused from lack of washing or just being a dirty bastard.
Christ! i just got a noseful of Orion's bell-smell!
Christ! i just got a noseful of Orion's bell-smell!
Smelphaba is a tiktoker that's see's no need to wash the Bell. Which smells like Hell!
Bell-smellphaba
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by 1foralaugh May 23, 2024
Get the bell-smellphabamug. by riley69kilroy April 20, 2022
Get the Landon Bellmug. by Spider-Man, Spider-Fan October 20, 2023
Get the Twinker Bellemug.