bacon nerd

A person that will try and eat any kind of bacon anywhere, anytime.

Excuse me waiter, can I get just a side of your hippie style over priced bacon? Yes I am a bacon nerd.

by isoskepsis December 1, 2018

gargling his bacon

Gargling his bacon or Gargling bacon is a euphemism for dick sucking popularized by the band ninja sex party's song "accept my shaft"

Susan stopped making out out with Johhny andwent down and started gargling his bacon

by Kelpsye June 7, 2016

A bacon sub is a colloquialism for masturbating in the bathroom at subway bathroom with mayonnaise.

Brian had a "bacon sub" on his break while thinking about his coworker Jenny

by #Yoloswagmchdouchbag December 10, 2014

I went to this party last weekend and there were only women. It was a total bacon-fest.

by the antisocialist January 26, 2020

Went out w/ my ex's mom Saturday and we had some Bacon & Eggs

by El Cockistador July 23, 2021