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Ken the Asian

Tiny eyes, hate’s people, extremely racist, and waste money.
by Aaasian June 10, 2022
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asian ricebender

YOU WANT DAT FRY RICE
YOU WANT DAT FRY RICE MOTHAFUCKA

asian ricebender
by fucking cheating on someone January 22, 2021
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bog-asian

otherwise known as an ABC - aussie born chinese
you are such a bog-asian
by damn-it-P October 29, 2017
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Asian mysticism

A paradigm in which inevitability is posited as a unit-of-free-will.

This contrasts with European paganism in which inevitability is viewed as pre-determinism.
The experience of Asian mysticism demonstrates that fatalism has two sides: in European mythology fatalism is a form of pre-determination. In Asian mysticism fatalism is a unit of free-will.
by fightfacilities January 3, 2021
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Asianated

The state of being completely enraptured or obsessed with Asians, possibly to the exclusion of all others.
Well, I introduced him to my friend who happens to be a blonde, but he was way more interested in her Japanese friend, and then I heard from his best friend that he's been completely Asianated since high school and won't even date anyone non-Asian.
by Wendy S. August 12, 2017
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Asian PP Massage

A massage given by an asian at a massage parlor that includes a spunk spurting. The massage giver squeezes your dick or gives a penis pump to the point of ejaculation. It is customary during almost all massages given by females to their male client. They may or may not ask for an agreement on tip before giving it.
Rack nems: yo dawg we going to the asian Pp massage place tonight?

Stanley anderson: Ya brah, that girl Miwa game me a huge penis pump last time and i blasted her with my baby batter.
by anonymous May 14, 2022
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asian three-laner

a map that funnels the action through three separate lanes. the middle may or may not connect all three; slang for "three-lane map"
person 1: hey, are any of the maps in CoD: WW2 any good?

person 2: no, they're just the typical asian three-laner, man. honestly that game is just shit in general, so just save your money instead.
by mr_klikbait September 12, 2018
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