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Thomas the tonk engine

A particularly large tonk (vape) that is often passed around the toilets of a private school. some may say it is passed around more than Taylor swift? its name is Thomas due to the unfathomably large clouds it produces. it is usually able to hot box an entire bathroom within 3 chongs.
Simon chap can I Chong on Thomas the tonk engine - his clouds really are spectacular *teacher enters* " urm chaps, is that a Tonk Engine im seeing?" students would reply along the lines of "ah yes sir it is" and the teacher usually says something like " ooh thats dank bruv give us a couple pullies"
by FATCATHY February 26, 2023
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Erin Davies-Thomas

was 90cm in year 6
Erin Davies-Thomas was 90cm's in year 6
by Barry B Bensen December 3, 2021
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Thomas

Real shitty name, even it's nicknames like Tom aren't that good. It doesn't sound good and it's spelling just pisses me off. If it was actually pronounced Th-omas it would at least be acceptable. It doesn't even mean anything cool, it's just "twin." If your name is Thomas you should change it.
Some guy: Awww, your baby is so cute ma'am!
Some lady: Thanks! His name is Thomas!
Some guy: I am so sorry little guy.
by Pokan April 19, 2022
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THOMAS

The GOAT in curling and growing succulents, absolute Sigma male Chad, slays with the ladies. 12 pack abs obviously, and won the Tour de France twice, but disqualified for using a unicycle. the only problem is that he's never had an awkward moment, so he's planning one for the future, just to see what it feels like.
I am Thomas

"Nice" - Beta male Brian
by Definitelynotthomaswinkwink December 13, 2021
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Frankie Thomas

An Assistant Director for the Kids Involvement Network who encourages academic, social and character development while providing a safe understanding environment where kids can express themselves in a judgement free zone. She has worked at both COSA and tuition campuses and has floated as a director to multiple sites and has worked with students with various temperaments and social-economic backgrounds.. She has worked KIN camps before and has become quite familiar with a few regular campers.
Those campers look like they're having so much fun! Frankie Thomas must be they're camp counselor.
by kayfrankie2016 June 19, 2016
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Turncoat Thomas

A Turncoat Thomas is someone who pretends to be a likeable guy, hoping that people will open up to him and let him in on their secrets. A Turncoat Thomas will then use these secrets for his own benefit, for example by stealing your girlfriend or sucking up to his superiors at work by betraying his co workers.
- “I got fired today for coming in late but nobody noticed...! That f***king Turncoat Thomas betrayed me!” “Well, you shouldn’t have told Thomas, Danny...”

I’m sorry but I am dumping you Danny, Turncoat Thomas sent me a DM on Facebook and told me all about what you guys did last weekend! You **shole! And yes, I am going on a date with Turncoat Thomas this weekend...”
by DannyCaruso1988 March 7, 2021
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Thomas Godman

An anorexic creature who lives in the dark depths of the Minecraft Nether Realm. Extremely deadly, to summon a Godman, you must first use 3 bone blocks and 1 fish named Gary. He is the "gay"ton's worst enemy and is known for his lack of brains, and anorexic skinny penis.
I finally summoned that Thomas Godman boss! What a skinny cunt!
by The elites June 17, 2019
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