Thomas

That little shit is named after a fucking train who lost the genetic lottery.
His very presence inspires AIDS in his friends and family.

Yesterday I gave him a muffin and right now he is looking over my shoulder complaining that it was only the bottom
He deserves the Capital punishment. The one with Lyssa involved
I wanna castrate him with a fucking chainsaw.

Go check out Thomas's Grinder account. But wear protection because you might get AIDS.

by SATAN HAIL SATAN May 29, 2019

Thomas Brack

A Thomas Brack is an incredibly annoying pompous ginger male with a tiny penis. Typically with an aggravating laugh.

"the date was terrible! You were right- he was a fucking Thomas Brack"

by AN0NYM0USB1TCH July 3, 2022

Thomas

A name or surname of someone super fucking hot

Sarah: Yeah her names Thomas.

Jessica: She's so hot
Sarah: I know right. I wouldn't mind dating her.

by Warrior x October 2, 2021

Thomas

Tommy Tri Pod and is most likely addicted to a game called Rust and is finds with a baboon.

OH no he might run you over hes a thomas

by Tottalynotliam November 1, 2020

Thomas

Teenager with 7-9 in penis

Thomas gotta bigin

by Nfjdjndnsndn May 6, 2020

Thomas flyswatter

bug hater

A thomas flyswatter appeared and started taking a dookie on my new carpet 🥰

by CERTIFIED SILLYGUY REAL March 22, 2024

thomas emmitt

The best.

Tom: "You know, it may have taken me years of improvement to get this far but I believe I'm becoming a real Thomas Emmitt."
Fred: "No son, you can never be a Thomas Emmitt... he is simply The Best."

by Kelzayeee June 2, 2019