Russian Crab Trap

The act of slapping your crab infested cock across someone’s face. While at the same time blowing a large load of jizz across their face and hair. The impact dislodging some of the crabs only to be trapped in the jizz.

Sarah: Did you see Katie’s hair?
Megan: Yeah she looks like she got a Russian Crab Trap last night.
Sarah: All the cum explains her split ends

by FuckJakeFromStateFarm February 19, 2020

Russian breach

When you give a girl a creampie whil your friend gives her a russian flashbang

I gave Kayla a russian breach with my buddy

by Russian breacher March 29, 2022

the russian congo

when 2 white bald men aggressively have intercourse with each other and put tubes up each other’s asses while singing twinkle twinkle little star

marvin- hey you gonna go out with that fag later?
angel- yeah, we’re gonna do the russian congo
marvin- sick, can i join?

by WetRag May 17, 2022

Russian Dog

When your hitting it from the back(doggy style), and right before you cum you say "dasvidaniya" and cum on her back.

Yeah, my girl was complaining about the food we last night. So i pulled a Russian Dog on her

by Mishydafishy February 11, 2020

Russian Dunk

Where you rub your bare testicals in a circular motion across someones face without their consent.

Me: "Hold him down i'm about to do a Russian Dunk."
Him: "What!!!"

by Graydol April 1, 2024

Russian Nipples

A mixture of sperm and breast milk smeared on a woman's chest during sex.

Jane got so horny last night, I overheard her telling Ben to give her some Russian Nipples. I thought it was a drink but I was soo wrong.

by _SirHumble January 5, 2023

russian proposal

A legendary technique to propose someone in such a way that, regardless of what their answer is you both will spend the rest of your life together.
To perform this you need a grenade and a ring
if they say "yes": give them the ring
if they say "no": pull the ring of grenade and hand it to her

Man 1: So how will you propose her
Man 2: There is a way to propose her in a way that will 100% work, its called russian proposal

by sukkon September 29, 2022