Peppa Pig

A creature with unlimited battle strength. One day, there was a war between the pigs and the humans. The human killed pigs for there bacon, while the pigs ran away. However one gloomy day, the sun began to get brighter, and a shadow begun to descend from the clouds. She used her snort to completely destroy the earth, and eradicating all life that inhabits it. She landed on the closest planet she could, which happen to be mars. With on finger, she touched the ground, making the land around her only 2 colours: Green and blue. Then she blinked, and created 3 clones of herself. But with her power to control reality, she put one in a hydraulic press, and then she stretched the other 2 (one being stretched more then the other). At last she had a family!

“So what’s in our Baconator Bacon deluxe burger?” asked the Hungry Jacks employee.
“Two flame grilled Aussie beef patties with melted cheese, lettuce, tomato and mayo on a toasted sesame seed bun!” Peppa pig replied
YoU ForGoT ThE bACoN!

by Iminyourattic123 January 30, 2020

PIG-A-POTAMUS

An individual that has mastered the way of the ugly, emits a foul odor (only detected on the instance they pass by you) nose resembles that of a pig, has a distinct way that it carries itself a way that shows it thinks it better than everyone( kinda like a linebacker ...very dangerous kill on sight

yooo omg dude do u see that pig-a-potamus across the street... ohhhh thats what that smell is?!?!... yeah man i think the petting zoo is in town.

by ANTI PIGAPOTAMUS PATROL (APP) October 13, 2012

Restricted Pig

When a little fat boy chokes his little chode with his stumpy little fat boy fingers

Little charlie boy had a restricted pig in his hand

by Max's Left Nut May 7, 2019

bounce pig

the name u cant fucking give your spoink in pokemon xy

"Did you catch a spoink?" "Yeah man but i couldnt name it bounce pig im so fucking pissed"

by dudeman1372648i7 October 15, 2013

Detty pig

A phrase used to describe anyone who is unsanitary or a dumbass or an asshole in general. Particularly for people who don't wash their hands after going to the toilet.

Eric Effiong: "wash your hands you detty pig"

a cappella kid: "i wasn't pooing! i was crying."

by Diana The Filthy Pea Tooth July 7, 2021

Peppa Pig

A show about an anthropomorphic pig called Peppa who goes on adventures with her family and friends. The show is a huge meme, hence why you might be looking here for someone to define it - or you just want to know what this show is..

Have you seen Peppa Pig mate?

No mate! That show is for kids. Why do you like it anyway?

She's a god though! You just don't stan her! Stream 'My First Album'!

by Levi Nye October 24, 2019

candied pig

When you bukakke all over a fat chick, then cover her with sugar so it sticks, then punch her in the mouth so she squeals like a pig, then stuff your balls in her mouth

Barney: damn i gave a candied pig to the feminist next store yesterday
Ted: *highfives*

by furry_ballsacks March 6, 2017