f*** flake

After intercourse of two people of the opposite sex have intercourse immediately after then wake up to crusty white spots on their groins when they wake up, when trying to remove the dried up bodily fluids they flake off like dandruff

F*** man you got to stop driving me so hard I woke up with f*** flakes again

by Margo009 January 24, 2021

F-Peen

F-Peen - Fail Penis
The measurement of ones failure to secure something.
The bigger someone's F-peen is, the more they f*cked up.

(Derived from the word e-peen, meaning ones internet ego, and originated from Defcon 20 Comedy Jam)

Pentest hacker: Damn belkin's F-peen is HUGE! You have SQL Injection, MIM, and they have the weakest encryption on the planet!
Fed: You're coming with me.

by Limber Pelvis October 20, 2014

F CLOUT

f /klout/
Being yourself; Doing what feeds your spirit without fear of isolation or rejection; Being intentional with your words and actions for the benefit of yourself and those around you. Celebrating individuality while accepting your wins and losses.

F Clout I don't need extras!

F the clout and attention, let’s start a mission

by anonymous July 23, 2022

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To lazily pay respects or acknowledge problems.

"Hey did you hear David twisted his ankle during his soccer game?" "F's for him man."

by whats the point of a username December 5, 2019

F-bomb

when someone says the word "f**k"

"bro what the f**k was that?" "you just dropped the f-bomb" "ok dumbass i can hear myself"

by wowzers_ May 21, 2025

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by h0bo October 11, 2020

W T F!?

Hmm. Let's see - it's a definition that that springs to mind when something doesn't seem quite right.

It's short and to the point and says it all.

I wont spell it out cause I want to get printed, however, I'm sure we've all used this well worn saying in shock and surprise.

W T F !? - I thought I had friends I could trust .

W T F!? Alls not quite what it seems in here in fairy tale land today!

by Moscow Woman July 1, 2020