A white hunter travels to the woods and takes aim at a deer and fires. A Indian fires a arrow at a nearby tree catching the hunters attention and said "you are hunting on my land". Then hunter said oh I'm sorry this is your property I will leave it to you until the Indian says I'll tell you what, whoever kicks eatch other in the balls the hardest gets to keep it, he then said "I'll go first" "WHAM!" The hunter groans In pain and said ok my turn. The Indian said "no that's ok you can keep it"
*White hunter* I just shot a deer today until I realized I was hunting on a Indian reservation so I tried to give it back until he fooled me into an Indian canadian standoff "man that hurt!"
by Crimson Renegade V1 December 15, 2017

by Str8offDATteet January 16, 2018

Canadian Empire is a fucking donkey simp ass fuck head commie furry. If you see him call him a furry.
by 1Arlia1 June 19, 2021

Dude, where is Joakim?
Oh, sorry to inform you, but he went full on Canadian tonight.
Rest in peace my brother ;-(
Oh, sorry to inform you, but he went full on Canadian tonight.
Rest in peace my brother ;-(
by The Beer dude June 15, 2017

"A canadian oven is a guy who jacks off in kleenex, socks, toilet paper and his pants. It has been reported that he has been doing this since 7 years old."
by Kindaspooky July 2, 2022

When your parents give in and let you open gifts the day before. Comes from the stereotype of overly nice Canadians.
by SWAGBABE430-10 December 8, 2016

1) When your nose gets broken while playing hockey.
2) Euphemism for rough sexual encounter with a Canadian
2) Euphemism for rough sexual encounter with a Canadian
by Oxford Hood December 17, 2018
