Texas A&M University

The first public institution of higher education in the state of Texas. A&M is the home of the fighting Texas Aggies with a variety of very successful college sports. Having one of the friendliest campuses in the world, Texas A&M is one of the few campuses that Greek life doesn't define you. With over 800 student organizations it is extremely easy to find your place in the school and to make life long friends. We are also known for our business and engineering with many other degree choices to choose from. We pride our selves on our conservative views while t.u. continues its liberal ways.
Texas A&M University "From the outside looking in, you can't understand it. And from the inside looking out, you can't explain it"
by AggieWill April 22, 2008
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Northern Arizona University

A public university located in Flagstaff, Arizona. A better option for Arizona residents who prefer snowboarding over suntanning. NAU is the hardest school to get into in the state of Arizona - they require a higher SAT/ACT score for entrance in combination with GPA from high school students.

NAU offers excellence in academic opportunities and socializing. Well known HRM program and Forestry College.

Northern Arizona University houses the Arizona Cardinals for training in summertime.

I am not a slut and my IQ is relatively high so I came to Northern Arizona University .
by L-Jack May 28, 2008
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An exclamation following a flatulence that most likely contained large amounts of gas and particulate matter under heat and pressure.

A casual phrasing to laud one's expulsion of hot, moist and unsanitary bodily gasses.
After releasing a large, loud and wet volume of air from ones bowels, they may say "....and so the universe began."

See also "FudgeHorn!"
by Dry Rubber Chicken July 21, 2010
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University of Rhode Island

The state university for Rhode Island which is well-known for intoxicated students. This often makes normal students angry for being percieved as alcoholics because of their not-so-smart peers. Aside from the illegal use of alcohol/drugs the school is cheap in tuition, with division I sports, a bad football team (where pre-gamers scream "Rhody Rhody Rhody in spite of their inability to speak without slurring), great basketball team, and everything in between
I go to the University of Rhode Island...
Oh yeah?
...........hey man that kid goes to URI...I think he drinks wayyy to much
by tepmurt September 28, 2007
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University of Michigan-Flint

An underrated, high-quality institution of higher learning that often gets overlooked because of (1) its location and (2) its far more prestigious counterpart in Ann Arbor.
Student #1: "I'm a student at the University of Michigan-Flint. Go Blue!"

Student #2: "U of M has a campus in Flint?!"
by Good Eye-dea November 07, 2007
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Illinois Wesleyan University

A small liberal arts university in which most of the population are either theater nuts or music obsessed weirdos. At any given moment you can be walking down the "way to small campus" and see one of the ugliest people you've ever met. Everyone is vanilla, as plain as can be, and as soon as normal students step foot on campus, they immediately regret their decision for attending. 75% of the people attend because they enjoy the arts and sitting inside a dark room all day. The other 25% are athletes who had desires to play DI athletics but had to settle for the diminished IWU DIII competition. The Worst School in Illinois, and located in The Worst Town.
John- "Hey, Doesn't Zach attend Illinois Wesleyan University?"

Alicia- "Yeah of course. He says it was the worst choice of his life and he would rather be attacked by a Great White Shark!"

John- "Oh, well at least he's saving 20K for playing sports.."

Alicia- "Thats the only positive, that school literally sucks."
by Normy Eashy October 21, 2011
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St. Lawrence University

A small school in the middle of no where which means we know how to get FUCKING TRASHED!!!!! Besides parting SLU also knows how to prepare students for the real world. While the cost of attendance is extremely high they are very generous with financial aid and scholarship. Don't be confused there are still hella rich white kid from the New England Area.
I just got accepted to St. Lawrence University I can't wait to party every weekend and do well in school.
by SLUt2022 November 26, 2018
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