Shallow Twat

A twat that wants alot of attention & people to pity her, so she makes up lies that every man she talks to tries to proposition her for sexual favors. Also known for making up lies about every possible thing, from being a: porn star, stripper, caregiver, chef, blogger for Huffington Post and a million other professionals, being robbed & having her property damaged to also having cancer- Yes, that's right, even lies about Cancer! The only thing truthful would be that she would suck any cock given the chance, for some meth to put in her glass dick- Which she keeps hidden in her vagina, hence the name "Shallow Twat"
That shallow twat kept telling story after story, only to play the victim when she got caught up in her lies.
by Gabe's Cakes July 14, 2017
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twat-e-glance

(Pronounced twatyglance). When you come across a post on a site like Facebook that's so incredibly stupid that you click the profile to see what other idiotic things the poster has posted
One sec, just doing a quick twat-e-glance on this guy. Flat earth, faked moon landings, yeah, ok
by Mr TwatStalk September 12, 2024
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Cage of twats

Collective noun used to describe a Office or Meeting Room where multiple Electrician's reside and conduct business. The meaning of the term has been around for more than a century being derived from electrical/induction pioneer Michael Faraday's Cage experiment.
"Oi Ryan its time for that boring meeting over in the Cage of twats."
by RoboMech February 10, 2019
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twat stand

Look at Manny he's a twat stand
by jesus1337 February 22, 2016
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Nuns Twat

Something that is very tight in the figurative sense, ie a bunch of musicians that are so good that their performance is bang on the money.
I went to see a great band tonight, they were as tight as a Nuns twat.
by Phillip Shilton April 10, 2011
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Taunt twat

A person who posts on social media with the intention to cause readers to react with upset or anger
That political thread was started by a Taunt twat
by TheAntiTrollkin July 31, 2018
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gollum like twat

It basically means... that a person is as dumb as and as annoying as gollum or they just look like gollum.
Oi, you gollum like twat.

You fucking gollum like twat.
by Xodi January 28, 2017
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