Someone who acts immature almost as if they are 12 years old and tells white lies as if they are funny jokes. Sometimes they like to suck wiener.
by dldldld2 February 4, 2015
Get the Trollmug. by grizzlydtrain June 23, 2022
Get the Trollingmug. A person that artfully destroys your credibility on office forums/chats. They seek to destroy your beneficial posts by their own gain much like a dirty pirate plundering civilian trade ships. They have no lack of compassion for the fellow man and look to laugh at their very own jokes as you infuriate within yourself.
Some have this Trolling skill so trained that in person you don’t understand truth from trolling. The receiver of said troll is constantly burdened mentally which usually results in lashing out from emotional pain and exhaustion, which is exactly what the troll wants and feeds on. The troll only gets stronger at that point diving deeper into Trollism. If they are your friend soon you won’t even recognize them anymore.
Some say it’s from complete indulgence in high fluoride levels numbing the pinaeal gland resulting in docile emotions, and trolling then takes hold of the mind.
The only remedy for trollism is hours of concentrated photosynthesis. (Possible weakness: Trolls also have a hard time completing regular expressions.)
Some have this Trolling skill so trained that in person you don’t understand truth from trolling. The receiver of said troll is constantly burdened mentally which usually results in lashing out from emotional pain and exhaustion, which is exactly what the troll wants and feeds on. The troll only gets stronger at that point diving deeper into Trollism. If they are your friend soon you won’t even recognize them anymore.
Some say it’s from complete indulgence in high fluoride levels numbing the pinaeal gland resulting in docile emotions, and trolling then takes hold of the mind.
The only remedy for trollism is hours of concentrated photosynthesis. (Possible weakness: Trolls also have a hard time completing regular expressions.)
You: “Patrick you see that article I posted today? Insane right!?”
Troll: “That’s so 3 hours ago”
You: “Hey Patrick I really need to organized my family photos on my computer, any ideas?”
Troll: “Go to your folder on terminal, and rm -f”
Troll: “That’s so 3 hours ago”
You: “Hey Patrick I really need to organized my family photos on my computer, any ideas?”
Troll: “Go to your folder on terminal, and rm -f”
by Webster’s brother May 9, 2018
Get the Trollmug. Being rude; when someone is intentionally rude or curt, hoping they can get target to take the bait & retaliate in kind so that a “flame war” breaks out.
"Nextdoor is no stranger to trolling flame wars, and all such attempts should be reported and subsequently removed."
by BoboBlechBolinkski January 6, 2025
Get the Trollingmug. When a "Troll" has been beaten by another person, troll, or other individual and made into the blunt of the joke.
A: "Trump sucks!"
B: "That was the best you came up with? 'Trump sucks!'? I'd love to support your dislike of the guy, but your ignorant remark makes me disappointed that I may agree with your obvious troll. Get bitch trolled."
B: "That was the best you came up with? 'Trump sucks!'? I'd love to support your dislike of the guy, but your ignorant remark makes me disappointed that I may agree with your obvious troll. Get bitch trolled."
by Crawdaddi0 May 31, 2018
Get the Bitch Trolledmug. One who posts a deliberately provocative message to a newsgroup or message board with the intention of causing maximum disruption and argument. A troll is generally regarded as a person who has virtually no social life.
by SupremeEnlightened1 January 18, 2016
Get the trollmug. Lying on ones back, a person with testicles will put their legs together and pour swedish gravy over their testicles to simulate swedish meatballs. Some additional gravy will be used in the pubic hair above the penis. The hair is then spiked up like a troll doll's hair.
I heard Joe surprised Bryan with a Swedish Troll.
Zaq was unimpressed by Joe's attempt at a Swedish Troll.
"The Swedish Troll always leaves my testicles feeling sticky, but they smell great!" -Joe
Zaq was unimpressed by Joe's attempt at a Swedish Troll.
"The Swedish Troll always leaves my testicles feeling sticky, but they smell great!" -Joe
by Skat Warlock July 24, 2024
Get the Swedish Trollmug.