skattake surprise

Shitting diarrhea (skat) on your partner while performing coitus in the doggy style position. When they backup to witness and wipe the horror off them, you kick them in the groin and complete your defecation on them while they lay in the fetal position. Surprise!

That bitch DRB pulled a skattake surprise on her cheatin' man! Heard the dude had to change the carpet after that!

by LRockDub20 June 29, 2021

pistachio surprise

When your partner surprises you with a fistful of baklava up your butt

I got a pistachio surprise last night, and it was sticky...

by thiccgirlwith2cs July 2, 2021

Mreasydeck surprise

The act of sucking and fucking a transwoman or femboy at the same time.

I gave my girlfriend the Mreasydeck surprise and she loved it.

by Samguy August 21, 2024

Mreasydeck surprise

The act of sucking and fucking a transgirl at the same time.

He was trying to get her attention, so he gave her the Mreasydeck surprise.

by Samguy August 24, 2024

Post-coital surprise

Sperm dripping after a sexual intercourse

He nutted in my ass after a quicky. I had to rush out and I got a nice post-coital surprise at the first traffic light. My panties were soaked

by PocketLewis October 6, 2024

Panty Surprise

The opposite of a "Dick Pic". When a woman sends unsolicited lewd pictures without warning.

When a woman sends scandalous pictures

"Brandi caught me off guard with her Panty Surprise in the middle of my work meeting! "

by Noxim19 December 19, 2024

Midwest surprise

When your girl or fella unbuttons your pants to go down on you and finds... SURPRISE! A second pair of pants cuz it so got dang cold outside.

Came home from work the other night and my lady was feeling so steamy I didn't have the heart to tell her she was in for a Midwest surprise.

by JT2025 December 27, 2024