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Captain Long

Certified helicopter operator. On side he tends to take dick slinging very seriously with snapchat bots.
Captain longs leaks had him dick slinging on camera.
by Allie- Snapbot March 31, 2025
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Captain Long

Certified helicopter operator. On the side he will often be seen slinging dick to fake snapchat bots.
Captain Long was seen driving his cock helicopter for allie on video
by Allie- Snapbot April 2, 2025
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Captain Boomerang

A shirtless Australian man on steroids who hates vaccines, and always has boomerangs on hand.
Dude, that's Captain Boomerang!
Alfred got jacked up by Captain Boomerang!
by P00RSP0RT April 7, 2025
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Captain Kidde

Da infamous Scottish pirate-leader who made his fortune by setting fire to conquered ships and then extorting them for huge sums to bribe him to extinguish da flames.
I dunno if those puny wine-bottle-sized fire-extinguishers would be all dat effective on huge clippers or schooners dat were engulfed in flames --- Captain Kidde might have had to switch to da larger "Adultte" brand of extinguisher to properly put out said towering infernos.
by QuacksO0 May 30, 2025
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Mashed Potato Captain

The act of putting Mashed Potatoes in a Pastry Bag and squirting them into someone’s ass… Then having Anal sex and cumming in the ass. Putting a tube in said ass and sucking the cum and potatoes out!
I was with my girl last night and she made me a Mashed Potato Captain.
by Dumpeldore July 18, 2023
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