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Wedding Cake Surprise

The act of creating an impression of a penis in to a wedding cake or penetrating said wedding cake with a phallice.
Dude, while Dave was giving his best mans speech I totally gave the bride and groom a wedding cake surprise.
by cockbandit1869 July 7, 2011
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Meatslop Surprise

When a overweight girl falls on you face and pussay taste like roast beef
Jasmine fell on my face and I got a mouthful of Meatslop Surprise
by Kari Hatake September 2, 2023
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Philly Surprise

When you go to a city expecting one kind of food experience and get a drastically different one
I went to Chicago banking on deep dish pizza but ended up having these bomb ass profiteroles! What a philly surprise!
by Barfmeister August 6, 2018
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Shanghai Surprise

My dog left me a Shanghai Surprise in my bedroom last night.

I did a Shanghai Surprise in your bathroom.
by Arcspork May 7, 2025
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Strawberry surprise

when you go down on a girl and find out it's her time of the month and she yells "surprise!".
Kate gave me a strawberry surprise last night and I can still taste it.
by Teamice August 4, 2017
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Cheesy Surprise

Where a uncircumcised man lets his cock cheese grow to a dangerous amount of cheese under his foreskin and a lady or man sucks his dick for a cheesy surprise
Darcy:“Hey how was it with Tryone last night” ,Dora: “It was great, he left me a cheesy surprise under his foreskin for me. It was delish” Darcy: “Wtf is a cheesy surprise?” Dora: “He let his dick cheese pile up so i could suck it out” Darcy:”EW NIGGA WTF!”
by SickBoySprunt May 5, 2021
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