J-slap

A j-slap is when a romantic partner licks his or her hand and slaps a girls vajayjay (vagina) to lubricate and excite their partner.

Hey baby, let me help you out *licks his hand and gives her a j-slap.*

by kathom86 April 05, 2013

Seman slap

When you masturbate and blow your load on your hand and slap the that bitch next to you with the same hand getting it all over her face.

After having a one night stand with some dirty butt. I seman slapped her the next morning to show her who the boss was.

by Dr. Funkdaddyfunk August 07, 2012

blister slap

To slap with such force as to blister the skin.

I want to blister slap the shit out of you......

by Ottomatic Fix May 25, 2015

Natty Slap

The act of getting hit in the face by someone with dreadlocks whether by accident or purposely.

eg.) Did you see that? Mykal turned around and Natty Slapped that dude.

eg.) "Yo! Whatchu just Natty Slap me for?!"

"Sorry I didn't mean to, I turned to talk to someone."

by Darkhorse1990 February 24, 2010

Pitch-slap

An act which checks and ultimately shames an individual that sings off-key.

"Choir practice today was horrid! The director pitch-slapped some soprano because she went flat. "
"I'm about to pitch-slap Amber. She just cannot sing like Beyoncé, no matter how much she thinks she can!"

by Amanuensis May 11, 2015

Penadow Slap

The slapping of someone in the face with one's penadow (shadow of a penis). Sort of related to a mushroom slap but far worse and more humiliating.

Where's Joe?
He got penadow slapped the other week and he's still recovering.

by Yellow-Dart March 22, 2007

slap dickin

used when a supervisor, or some one with authority is telling his subordinates to get back to work. Can be used in the exact same way as "grab-ass".

2 employees around standing around talking. Boss comes in

Boss: "You two, knock off the slap dickin."

Translation: "You two, get back to work"

by solrave September 03, 2007