Twat Waffle

Someone who thinks their shit dont stink to the point they cant be described by any other words.

That Brittney Bitch is a complete Twat Waffle

by v for vendettaa October 7, 2022

twat

the british greeting

'ahhh my favourite twat how are you?'

by my balls hurt689540 March 5, 2023

snatch twat

n. 1) a seemingly addictive wording for someone who possesses the qualities of being both a bitch and a cunt while not being as offensive to the female gender
2) slang for vagina

adj. something lacking in desirable qualities, particularly masculinity

v. 1) can be used as a greeting similar to "what's up", particularly when preceded by "sniggety"
2) expression of general excitement, particularly when preceded by "sniggety"

n. 1)"My friend said Blue Man Group is the best show in Vegas."
"Really? What a fuckin' snatch twat!"
2)"I'd love to tap her sweet snatch twat!"

adj. "Hey, get me one of those snatch twat beers."

v. 1)"Sniggety snatch twat!"
"Ha ha ha, what's up man."
2)"I just found out I'm getting a raise!"
"Sniggety sniggety snatch twat!"

by GDub20 May 14, 2007

Twat

The past tense for Tweet; as on Twitter.

I just twat about the party.

by Cantrix August 3, 2009

cumt twat

An Andrew! Aka an Andy!!

Whoever drives that red s-10 is a cumt twat!

by Only1for4family May 18, 2018

twatting

When you have sex with a guy/girl so regularly/often the they (without a conversation about it) become your boyfriend/girlfriend. Its like when someone occupies an abandoned home long enough that they eventually own it (squatting)

Steve: I can't believe Mike and Brittany are engaged!
Paul: Well, they were twatting for months!

by Jameson Ashlee August 31, 2013

Fusker Twats

A term you use to get the attention of the assholes that are actively ignoring you in a group chat. Synonym for Fusker Twats includes Cunt and dickheads

Person: Hey guys what's up.
Person: Hello anyone there?
Person: Hey Fusker Twats answer me!

by Fodanglinator March 30, 2016