twat tax rebate

When one finds money once lost to their own idiocy. It is quite possible said individual never knew they had suffered the twat tax in the first place.
When you put on a pair of jeans not worn in six months and find a mashed up £20 note in the pocket. "Sweet! Twat tax rebate!"
by dooferdog March 21, 2017
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twat garden

That Sarah has never shaved her pussy. She's got a real twat garden growing.
by BillSchmaggle March 21, 2018
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Lizard Twat

A lizard twat happens when a girl goes dry while you're inside her.
Yea dude, Morgan got a lizard twat last night. lizard skin
by Captain Neo September 03, 2016
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gollum like twat

It basically means... that a person is as dumb as and as annoying as gollum or they just look like gollum.
Oi, you gollum like twat.

You fucking gollum like twat.
by Xodi January 28, 2017
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Proudly Molested Ratty Twat

4 words to explain a whore that has s*x with taxi drivers to not pay for the ride home. Not the riding before going home...
"What does that video even mean? 🙄"
"We already told you you proudly molested ratty twat."
by vyevd8 September 25, 2023
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gap twat whore

A girl usually named Sarah or Kasky that will fuck anyone or anything
Kasky that girl is not even a challenge that girl is a gap twat whore
by jeffiner the one and only September 20, 2021
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Twat Rocket

She shoved a twat rocket up her hooha.
by Hue_38 November 04, 2018
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