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ya facking twat

When miss Brown gets pissed
by mnbjkl March 22, 2021
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Twat

Abby sparkes. The name sums it up perfectly.
Your a twat.
Aka: Your such an abby sparkes.
by Owjdjsna July 3, 2021
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Twat Knot

A man bun becomes a twat knott
Man bun...a man that has a bun on top of his head has a twat knott
by Dy Lee July 4, 2019
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Twat waffle

Twat waffle: a vagina that's always open for eating usually classified by the low class woman trading sex for drugs, or just basically a cunt but with a worse attitude.
The local twat waffle has claimed her usual spot in motel 6 and is busy trading her box for rocks...
by Wickedchaos September 22, 2017
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TWATs

T: Thots
W: with
A: AIDS
T: Style points

A group of absolute bitches
TWATs: OMG! TikTok is so gud!!
Me: Oh Shit, I better run. It’s a TWAT
by BigBoyBurren March 29, 2021
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Pompous Twat

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Jacob Rees-Mogg looks like he keeps peasants on chains just to shake his cock after he pisses, he's such a pompous twat.

What a pompous twat, he looks like someone who would take his nanny when campaigning for an election and not understand the mockery because we "wouldn't comment if he'd brought his valet"
by The Twisted Navigator January 18, 2021
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Otter twat butt pop

It is when he or she are out cold from a over dose and frozen otter pops are inserted in the vagina and anus to revive the person from the onset of death.
OMG THERE IS SOMEONE DYEING FROM OVER DOSE QUICK GIVE THEM A OTTER TWAT BUTT POP!
by Dylan Everett Cally July 10, 2023
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