cow sourcing

Cow sourcing is a term dating back to the early colonial years whereby farmers and early settlers would use their livestock to maintain the length of the grass around their house.

Cow sourcing is typically employed by people more interested in drinking than mowing lawn.

Cow sourcing has been adopted my many different cultures over the years:
- New Zealand - sheep sourcing

- Afghanistan - goat sourcing

- South Africa - wilderbeest sourcing
- Antartica - penguin sourcing

Ethel: Arthur, the lawn is getting long, you better stop drinking and now it.
Arthur: Fuck it, let’s just cow source it.

That dude should just cow source the job.

With grass like that, you gotta get into cow sourcing.

by Penix December 5, 2017

Holy chebbing cow

The Christian art of slapping a certain bovine with your phallic member

Bro where you been?

Don’t worry, I Just performed a “holy chebbing cow”

by FinnoVii October 4, 2018

cow poo

The waste product made by a cow.

Usually brown og black.

"Yesterday I went for a walk and saw a cow poo on the grass."

by user307485004 November 24, 2020

Baltimore Cow Tipping

where you spartan kick fent folders in the inner city

(invented by strudwick)

Yoo bud, how about some baltimore cow tipping this weekend on skid row?

by mccutch11 July 10, 2025

picking a pig amongst the cows

Picking the most attractive person from a group of munters

Tom: are there any hotties?
Gary: it's like picking a pig amongst the cows

by fizzleg July 12, 2017

The British should die of mad cow disease

The infamous saying "The British should die of mad cow disease" means that the person saying this saying thinks that The British should die of mad cow disease and lives a happy life with their family and is a respected member of society with a great opinion.

It is mostly a saying used in a context against The British "people" and their horrible acts of violence against the human race that they commit every day.

Pbone: I think that "The British should die of mad cow disease"
Scouty: you are so right, Pbone.

The government soon awarded Pbone a medal of valor for his patriotism and made him the CEO of Sex and also gave him permission to violently put down all British "people" in a ten mile radius around his house.

by thatoneguyfromwonder.tf January 25, 2022

creeping cow

A lactating woman on all fours is milked while crawling around the room.

I totally went home with that milf last night and did the creeping cow.

by MyLittleWarlock September 3, 2017