Sam

Idk man probably just a big bag o crap

Dude look at your ex, Sam, what a bag of crap

by Gwihdbdjwkdbf January 18, 2020

sam santone

sam santone is the hottest man and I would love to date him he is so handsome and nice

he is so hot who? sam santone

by ufhewuhriuewhriuyheuqeu June 21, 2022

Sam

An alleged gay femboy. Good sense of humor and somewhat nice. He is totally going to get cancelled one day.

Person A: Do you see him? The gay looking one? He's Sam.
Person B: Wow.

by fleurfairee October 28, 2024

Sam

A nice boy who is pleasant to be nice to and overall wholesome but you can bring a dirty side out of him.

Person:I have wholesome friend
Friend: Probaly a Sam

by Keiko Keiko November 11, 2020

Sam

A annoying boy who often says things out of line. He can be very funny, smart (when he feels the need arise) and a complete asshole. Many would advoid a Sam based on his public image, but deep down he is suffering. He can be the most caring person ever or not. He has great respect for his friends. He will not hesitate to call somebody out for using the Lord’s Name in vain and will always find a cheap-ass bench to split in two.

“Dude did you hear?”
“Hear what?”
“Sam broke a bench!”
“Woah, I thought he only slit his wrists!”

by Absolute Chad February 13, 2019

Sam

A large boy with unparalleled confidence and a buttcrack that hasn't seen soap since his mother stopped giving him baths. Sam has dirty fingernails and wears deodorant only on occasion. One must admire the unwavering self-love this man has considering his hygiene, mediocre intelligence, and disdain for women. Much like a cockroach, Sam survives this harsh world by living off the crumbs of other people's work and contributing nothing of value to the universe. This man is so pathetic that any relationship he has ever had or will ever have is maintained only by the pity of the other individual. This includes his parents.

Professor: You will all be assigned to the same lab partners for the rest of the semester. Marcus, you will be with Sam.

Marcus: 'jumps out window'

by bean_bomb May 9, 2022

Sam

Sam is the most attractive, manly and just all around perfect Guy. He can get any girl he wants and makes all the guys jealous. He is also the strongest and most athletic guy in the room at all times.

Girl 1: Wow Sam is so amazing.
Girl 2: Yeah I wish my boyfriend was a Sam.
Girl 1: If only we were that lucky.

by Sh04 April 11, 2022