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south jutlander

A "Syd jyde”/"South Jutlander" is a person, who without a doubt, has no sense of geography. This person lives in a not existing place in Denmark. If you meet one, don’t be afraid. They are really friendly; they just have a big problem by understanding the difference between fantasy and real life.
If you want to help them, you should tell them about a lovely little place called "Sønderjylland"/ "Southern Jutland". This is a place where they can live, knowing exactly where they are, and who they are.

You can talk about being a "South Jutlander" when you start imagining things, and start talking to much about your dreams. Use the expression: "Stop imagining things, you are such a "South Jutlander"!
"South Jutlander" is a synonym for "day dreamer".
South Jutlander: "Oh! See there is a flying cow, with pink stripes on it!! Wahu!"
Normal person: "Stop imagining! You really ARE a South jutlander... Could you just stop dreaming for a moment?"
South Jutlander: "But it is really there!!"
...
by Ingolf May 29, 2015
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South Surrey

Southern part of the city of Surrey, the Province of British Columbia, Canada. People in south Surrey like to differentiate themselves from the rest of the residents in Surrey, and would like to think they were not criminals.

South Surrey is the most perverted neighborhood where old Asian RCMP polices abet in old Asian fathers sexually harassing Asian daughters, and then providing false police witness report to frame the daughters after the daughters called the police as victims.
South Surrey Asian Father touched his daughter: You like it hardcore.
South Surrey Asian Daughter: I am gonna report you to police if you raped me again!
South Surrey Asian Father: Funny little chick, you wanna get another framed police report again? Haha! I will let those old Asian police handle you if you don't do what I said. Now, suck my dick.
...The rape goes on...
by vancouver123 May 1, 2022
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the old south east asia excuse

When someone makes an excuse to not attend an event because he current lives in south east asia.

The events are typically in America but any destination far from south east asia works.
This is often made worst when the event doesnt have a location and or dates.
Oh Bob will not be able to attend the bbqs, if you ask him he will probably give the old south east asia excuse.
by FavoriteDino March 1, 2019
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South Park

1. A place in Colorado. Particularly said to be outside of Denver.

2. Probably the most offensive show ever.
person 1: “Hey I wanna go to Colorado!”
person 2: “Where shall we go?”
person 1: “I know! South Park!”

person 1: “What should we watch for Saturday Showday?”
person 2: “South Park, it seems funny.”
person 1: “K.”
by metalmagneticmaniac March 6, 2023
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South dakota hitchiker

insted of using your thumb you pull your shlong out and spin it in circles in the air
by Slimrick66 May 12, 2017
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South Africa

Girl1: My BF really did it to me this time. I've never felt something this amazing

Girl2: what did he do?

Girl1: I had South Africa for the first time.
by Oli Double O Blackson January 24, 2017
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South Florida Fun Daddy

A South Floridian father who lives to surprise and entertain his young children, while sharing his passions for fast cars, travel, exotic animals, and the movies Scarface and Cocaine Cowboys.
Ohh, Jason can come out later tonight after he takes his kids to Jungle Island in his M4, feeds them dinner at El Carajo and tucks them in for bed. It’s cool. His wife accepts that he’s a South Florida Fun Daddy.
by ThatDNPTwinMom September 18, 2023
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