Friendly Snake 

Someone who is up to no good in corporate America. Someone who is only interested in what's in it for them. Sneaky bastards.

My boss is a friendly snake. The fiendly snakes are going to have a smoke.

Friendly Snake by OFFICERAGE December 15, 2008

fart snake 

A fart snake is when a guy cums so hard during oral sex that he accidentally farts.

Gary came so hard while Misty was giving him head that he farted and misty called him a fart snake.

fart snake by Cheeaintlion April 4, 2016

Trouser Snake 

A slang or alternate word for a dick.

Guy: What about Trouser Snakes
Girl: What's a Trouser Snake?

Trouser Snake by EminemGuy313 January 13, 2018

The snake charmer

While receiving a blowjob wait until you’re about to cum and start waiving your left hand around. When their attention is on that hand you grab the back of their neck with the right and hold them tightly and cum. The cum will shoot out both nostrils like a spitting cobra.

I mesmerized her with the snake charmer last night.

The snake charmer by Jongeinbundy April 19, 2020

shaving a snake 

doing something that you know will not turn out well.

Bill: I heard tom was going to have sex with karen tonight.

Billy:doesn't she have an STD?

Bill:yeh, man he's totally shaving a snake.

shaving a snake by abeastnamedpoague March 6, 2010

Slippery As A Snake 

When the cock is covered with saliva or jizz and its too slippery to hold

"Man, Tim was very slippery last night. He was as slippery as a snake!"

Slippery As A Snake by Jestooslippery March 29, 2012

Catch the Snake 

Quickly placing a cloth over the penis after masturbating while the penis is still sensitive after orgasm.

It's hard to catch the snake after jerking off.

Catch the Snake by Niggeria-Land of Niggers May 3, 2015