i am sick :(

i hate life

i am sick

im at school
i have to do an englisg test
and i hav e done a physics test

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
i prob failed it

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

i wanna go hooomee

i am sick :(

i wanna gooo hoooooooomeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

by hannahlolywhosteesyd June 20, 2024

When Gravity Calls In Sick

A two-part phrase followed by "You float into poor decisions", though the second part is not often stated.

"Dang it man, I knew I shouldn't have gambled my inheritance"

"Well, when Gravity Calls In Sick..."

by Johnathan Greaves March 19, 2026

Smack No Sacks

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 20, 2025

Smack Backs And Smack Sacks

Smack Backs And Smack Sacks

Smack Backs And Smack Sacks

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 20, 2025

International send your sick boyfriend nakkey pictures day

On this auspicious day it is customary for one to provide your ailing boyfriend with nakkey pictures, to cheer him up from his wallowing misery.

Person one: Alas, it is October 18th, and my body is ailing, please bestow upon me

pictures of your nakkey self, I shall cherish them.

Person two: of course my beloved.

Because it is October 18th (international send your sick boyfriend nakkey pictures day) this is a normal interaction.

by Mr.Foley October 18, 2025

Off a sick one

Can be used in either a positive or negative context:

Depending on the temperament of the individual using it.

- Most commonly related to the phrase “on a sick one”

- “ off a sick one” means the person/object/or situation you are referring to is extra-ordinary. Or not the normal. Out of the baseline.

“Yo my uncle beat me, he is off a sick one today”

“My roommate bought a 30 rack he is off a sick one.”

by 10E03 October 21, 2025

I’m sick

Something that Barack Hussein Obama junior says every second of the day

I’m sick

by Guccipolo November 28, 2025