Shortass

A shortass is a person who can be easily slapped up whilst also buying a shitty coat from year 3 and still have it fit him 5years later. Gaeeee

Person: shut the fuck up shortass
Shortass: tf u say to me

by rlly? March 18, 2021

eggo shortage

when all of the eggo waffles go missing and people go crazy because there are no more waffles.

"OMG!!! there's an eggo shortage? nooo!!! we need our chocolate eggos...."

by iloveeggos November 18, 2009

word shordy

means ight bet fam

wasup bruh nun u bored word shordy

by goofy otf November 15, 2017

get a short

To take a drag off of someone elses cigarette

Yo man let me get a short off that nailnail dude

by keith August 9, 2003

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by dry water 69 March 29, 2022

A day late and a dollar short

An expression used by those who are with incredible stupidity and of a state of retardation that pairs well with their receding and grotesque hairline

Bafoon:Hey I'm a day late and a dollar short
Regular Person: Shut up

by 3idbwkabsi3 April 16, 2017

The Long and the Short

A phrase used at the end of an unbelievably long and boring story to summarize what you have just heard, thereby giving you both the long version and the short version of the story. It is often confused with the phrase to make a long story short, however, the speaker using this phrase has no intention of making the story short.

I want to tell you all about my amazing day, after borrowing your car this morning I went to the supermarket. At the supermarket I bought organic vegetables, but was not able to buy organic tomatoes. After the supermarket, I went to the hardware store ... When I was leaving the football stadium, this black sports car came racing towards me and collided into me head-on. The police were called, but no one was injured. I estimate the damage to your car will cost at least $20,000 to repair. The long and the short, I totaled your car!!

by Superdragout January 19, 2010