wad slap

beat off into your hand and walk up to an asshole and smak that faggot in the face

you wanna fuck on me?
yo fuck you nigga
gimme a minute
what u doin
smack!
wad slap bitch

by shark bait ho haha February 27, 2010

shit slap

when you go swimming with a person in an ocean/lake/wavepool. Swim in front of them and take a shit. the wave will carry the shit and slap the person behind you.

You: Goddamn man did you seriously just shit slap me???

he: Well we do have to take advantage of the waves huh?

by danithebanani August 7, 2011

J-slap

A j-slap is when a romantic partner licks his or her hand and slaps a girls vajayjay (vagina) to lubricate and excite their partner.

Hey baby, let me help you out *licks his hand and gives her a j-slap.*

by kathom86 April 6, 2013

Fuck slap

When a couple stops during sexual interactions to spit on eAchothers hands then proceeds to slap eachothers private parts.

Last night me and maria used a good fuck slap to wake are sexual experience, it's was extremely weird I have to admit.

by Adam berrizzle February 3, 2009

blister slap

To slap with such force as to blister the skin.

I want to blister slap the shit out of you......

by Ottomatic Fix May 27, 2015

slap the baby

To leave early.

Because she was too tired to stay at the party, Jill wanted to slap the baby and go to bed.

by Penndog July 20, 2012

slap and tickle

Guy slaps girls ass then grasp's tightly, spreads open and then 'tickles' the vagina. Usually happens in a bush at school.

Lets go have a quick slap and tickle in the bush over there.

by u wot m8? March 27, 2013