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road-brother

Someone you meet in life that you grow to love as you would your own brother. Though you may put physical distance between you and them, you still live with them in your heart and mind as do they.

The people that will sit with you on a porch in the summer heat and drink with when you're body and mind are old; when you look them in the eyes you see each other as though you are still youthful, your smile without it's many creases, and your hand, arm, and shoulder still capable of bearing their weight.

An old friend, in a world where you make less old friends as you grow older.

(not to be confused with motorbike-club cultural concept of the same name)
John Smith: I met the guy in high school, we meet whenever we can. I love the guy.
Satoshi Nakamoto: That makes him your road-brother.
John Smith: Yeah, he's my road-brother, till the day we die.
by Pius Felix June 13, 2024
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Road Gnat

A road gnat is a driver who fluctuates speed so extremely that they are neither possible to pass nor cruise behind. They spend most of their time in the left lane, however they are also often found in the blind spot of cars attempting to pass.

Many blame road gnats on Obama and global warming. However, there is evidence that road gnats have existed dating back to the invention of the car phone in 1942.
I should have been there an hour ago, but I got stuck behind a road gnat with some serious road rage.
by Transy15 June 10, 2016
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Road trip

A long car ride, but way more fun.
Heather: You should come with me on my next road trip!
Rachel: and sit in a car for several hours in a row? No way!
Heather: no, I'll make it a REAL road trip, where we get food, blast tunes, and stop at cool places!
Rachel: I'm in!
by Suedinum August 3, 2022
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road pudding

Not being able to hold it when in a car and having to poop along side of the road.
He dropped some road pudding right before exit 10.
by DiggingBear November 4, 2021
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Dirt Roads Scholar

A low class, poorly educatedknow it all” type. Someone who thinks they are right because it “makes sense” to them.
The new guy is a real idiot. I bet his resume proves he’s a dirt roads scholar.
by Keasterbunny October 5, 2023
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Mind out the road

When some fucker gets in the way and you want them to move. Same as “get out the way” or “get out the road
by Serry12345 March 21, 2019
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Laying Road Pipe

The act of traveling a long distance over a period of time
If we start laying road pipe, we might make it to the Grand Canyon tomorrow
by Geezerino April 20, 2021
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