Spork in the Road

When a road splits into two roads, but ALSO dips. I imagine a fork in the road...and now the dip.

When I hit that spork in the road, I went left but the dip excited me a little bit. It wasn't very notable.

by The_Naked_Snake May 28, 2018

Back on the Road Again

Please don't hate me mama for what I'm about to do
But the good times we've had together are just about now through
Please don't misunderstand me, I hate to see you cry
But I think that it might look better if I told you now goodbye
I'm back on the road again, it's time I leave you now
And maybe I'll see you next time, that I'm around
Until then I hope your happy baby and good times come your way

I'm back on the road again, I'm on my way
Well I've loved you since the day I met you and I'll love you till the day I die
But we both know the life I'm livin and we both know the reason why
That I've got to leave ya mama and I've got to leave today
But you know that I'll see you next time that I come through your town to play
ooh, bye-bye baby
ooh, bye-bye baby

by Death Menace July 15, 2023

Big Rigs: Over The Road Racing

If you try to play this monstrosity of a game, the only way to keep playing is with your eyes taped open, mouth taped shut, and with a vomit bucket nearby. if you like a consistent sound of a tornado on drugs, this is for you, if not, try Beamng' or Forza 5 instead

Big Rigs: Over The Road Racing idiots pleasure

by CARFART83 February 25, 2025

road blocks

when there is a lot of big fat poopy men that are blocking the way to your shmexy "egirl" waifu on roblox, blocking some item, spawnpoint in obby, etc. this is very common on these server due to lack of moderation.

I was trying to reach the door but there was an road blocks. sadgemeal

by butterybill January 3, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>I Will SMack YOur BAck When I AM Out On THe ROad<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Will SMack YOur BAck When I AM Out On THe ROad<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Will SMack YOur BAck When I AM Out On THe ROad<.7.9.7.6.>

by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025

Road knuckle

The act of fingering a woman whilst travelling, either by land, sea or air.

Ryan was handing out a serious serving of road knuckle to his cousin on the family road trip to Disney land.

by Constant Hat December 6, 2023

The Russland Road

Double shot of Rye and Ginger ale in a short glass with lots of ice and three Maraschino cherries. This cocktail is served at Russland Road poker nights and is popular with players. It gained notoriety when Jonah won a large pot and claimed his luck was brought on by by the Russland Road cocktail he started drinking that night.

I'll have The Russland Road please.

by Rip Bickford December 17, 2024