Dinky poo

Dinky poo:

An idiot who makes many grammatical errors.

Wayne David Penna is a Dinky Poo.
He couldn't write a sentence to save his life.
Argues on facebook and looks like an idiot because his grammatical errors.

by The left sucks January 25, 2019

Vapour poo

A fart.

A trump.

Oops! I just did a vapour poo!

Eat my vapour poo!!!!

by Ebee_x June 13, 2016

poo-mergency

(adjective) an event describing the situation one finds ones self in when they require an urgent use of toilet facilities for defecation.

I was at work today and had a poo-mergency; now I have to buy new pants.

by Frankenbaround February 25, 2011

poo pounding

Fucking fantastic also known as anal sex

I want you in me so bad will you poo pound me I love poo pounding

by 35HZ32PA April 5, 2017

Jailhouse Poos

When you are with other people in an enclosed place but you can not hold your poo any longer so you poo near them like an inmate would in a jail cell.

I couldn't wait any longer for the next rest stop so I had a bad case of the jailhouse poos in the car. Nobody talked to me for the rest of the trip.

by BlownerReceiver69 February 9, 2021

Poo Fingers

When you poop and get said poop all over your fingers

Kyle: Kasey is taking a shit again, she probably has poo fingers
Alyssa: Why are you telling me this?

by Dr Richard Monroe May 24, 2018

Poo-sy

When a female wipes back to front, and brings the doody to the vagina.

I took a huge dump, and after I wiped, my poo-sy became so irritated.

by Tk147069 March 12, 2021