poo-mergency

(adjective) an event describing the situation one finds ones self in when they require an urgent use of toilet facilities for defecation.

I was at work today and had a poo-mergency; now I have to buy new pants.

by Frankenbaround February 25, 2011

karma poo

(noun) The random dog doo that a dog owner picks up and disposes of when out and about to make up for those times when his or her own dog has done its business somewhere that then mysteriously cannot be found (e.g., out in the tall grass in the park).

To pick up karma poo is to maintain equilibrium in the world of dog doo disposal, and to help make up for all the idiot dog owners who allow their dogs to defecate anywhere and everywhere without cleaning it up.

"Man, I've looked everywhere and I can't find Fido's poo!"
"Dude, you'd better go find some karma poo and take care of it!"
or
"What are you doing? Fifi didn't take a dump!"
"I know, but I think she snuck one out here somewhere the other day, and I'm way behind on my karma poo anyway."

by MollyBurrito August 21, 2011

Poo Crete

A part or section of poop which sticks to the inner bowl of a toilet.

My toilet is all marked up with poo crete.

by Beans&RiceBoy August 25, 2011

poo pellet

Little pellets of poo that comes out of your ass like a machine gun

Mum I had little poo pellets when I when to the toilet to day

by Colleens corner July 26, 2017

poo bum

that feeling you get in your bum after you do a long, hard poo that makes it uncomfortable to sit down for a while.

(troye sivan walks in the room after leaving for a long time and stands next to his boyfriend, jacob bixenman, who is sitting down)

jacob : sit down, troye
troye: n-no i'm good
jacob: OHHHH sorry i see what's going on
troye: hm - what?
jacob: you have poo bum, no fuss
troye: omg is that what u call that, like, tingly, moist, harsh feeling right up your bu-
jacob: yES! YES.. no more description, please.. but yes that's what it is

by uwa uwa October 23, 2018

Poo Surprise

When you go to the bathroom to pee but all of a sudden you need to poop. This is a ‘poo surprise’.

Person A - Hey man I just gotta go pee.
20mins later...
Person B - Haha you had a poo surprise didn’t you!?

by Supersparkleunicorn December 17, 2018

jacey-poo

A Male raised as a "nice boy" depicted in a 1950's leave it to beaver episode. Is usually lazy, awkward and a straight up fag. Was taught that sex is naughty and to never bring it up or talk about it. He was raised as mommy's little angel.

Jacey-poo was a nice boy and did all of his chores!

by whaaaaat?? January 2, 2019