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Poo-ron

A moronic imbecile who tends to talk shit whilst smelling like shit
Casso-Get a whiff of this fucking poo-ron
by BuckToothTimmy October 1, 2020
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Two Poos

A person who, when you tell them you’ve done something, they’ve done the same thing, but better, to feel superior.
I did a poo today!
Really?? I did two poos!!
by MTS Ratcliff October 2, 2020
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poo monster

A being that takes in shit and spews out shit
"His music is trash, and talks shit. He is a poo monster"
by bigknowledge October 11, 2020
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poo check

The business practice of wipping ones rear end after defication with a company check to a vendor. The bacon-stripped check is then mailed casualy to the vendor, usually one who has taken one's credit terms away.
Damn it another vendor has taken our terms away. I'm going to eat a ton of spicy thai food and then send some poo checks out this afternoon.
by krupcakes July 22, 2012
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Poo vines

Poo vines reffers to bits of feicies dangling, clinging or hanging to bum pubes. Usually hard in nature, round and somewhat difficult to remove without pulling the pube out.
Derek couldn't wipe his ass sufficiently due to the build up of poo vines.
by Numpty134 June 29, 2013
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poo wang

When your wang smells like poo.
I would suck this, but it smells like poo wang.
by MissMcQ January 13, 2012
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poo-mergency

(adjective) an event describing the situation one finds ones self in when they require an urgent use of toilet facilities for defecation.
I was at work today and had a poo-mergency; now I have to buy new pants.
by Frankenbaround February 25, 2011
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