squirrel nose

A powerful, vicious and all consuming itch that paralyizes one's ability to act human and behave like a squirrel for a brief moment to conquer all that is evil inside of their nasal cavity.

Kayta, you're getting squirrel nose again, drink some milk.

by Lefucktard January 21, 2016

Crunchy Nose

When someone is all in your business but doesn't want you in theirs....it's a rocky situation.....

Why are you worried about me, but you don't want me I'm your business, with yo crunchy nose.

by Puertoricanesss July 15, 2015

nose dump

When you blow out so much snot out of your nose, it's comparable to taking a shit from your nose.

Now that I took a nose dump, my sinuses are clear as can be!

by Adriana Chechik's biggest fan January 22, 2023

Nose Butter

When you are 69ing a girl and you get butter in your nose.

Damn Carl! Looks like I left a little nose butter on you there.

by Tfully February 9, 2022

nose bang

a nose bang is when a man or woman shoves his or hers anus or vagina. this is a used method to cause an orgasm.

man: ey girl!
woman: wot?
man: wanna get nose banged?
woman: fuk yea
*splooshch*
woman: aaaaaaaa!

by nose bang February 6, 2018

Private school nose

Perfect little turned up nose on an attractive face M/F/T gives a slightly snobby look.

Oh she’s so pretty she even has a private school nose.
He/she was a bit of a snob they even had a private school nose.

by Lueisms August 24, 2022

nose job

Pretty much like a blow job, except using the nostril instead of the mouth.

Doctor: what the hell happened
girl: I gave my boyfriend a nose job

by the funny one February 13, 2015