Skip to main content

Cow and a Biscuit

A phrase derived from the UK, especially the Midlands areas.

It is used generally as a "so-so" or more modern term "meh"

The origin of the phrase is not quite known specifically, but is rumoured to have been somewhere in the early 1900s in the town of Tipton, stemming from the Pie Factory now known more commonly as "Mad O'Rourke's". The restaurant chain pays homage to this saying with it's World Famous "Desperate Dan’s Cow Pie", some sources say this meal was originally served with a biscuit as a sweet option to cleanse the palette after a heart-warming and sumptuous meal.
Person A: Hey, how are you doing today?
Person B: Cow and a Biscuit! You?
Person A: Cow and a Biscuit!
by Paul Oakley July 17, 2021
mugGet the Cow and a Biscuit mug.

Biscuit

Really old, dirty, smelly, torn up shoes
by Josh1983 October 6, 2008
mugGet the Biscuit mug.

Risky Biscuit

The last guy to spaff had to eat the risky biscuit.
by Tigermoff May 27, 2022
mugGet the Risky Biscuit mug.

Biscuit

A person who’s name is usually Matthew

That person is very cheerful, is fun to be around and is always laughing
Hello biscuit
by Ewe botha April 22, 2019
mugGet the Biscuit mug.

semen biscuit

Dried leftover clump of semen left on your stomach when you fall asleep after masturbating.
I woke up with a large semen biscuit left on my stomach, but I didn't bother to wash it off before i went to school.
by OD10US 0NE November 12, 2014
mugGet the semen biscuit mug.

Biscuit

A person who is in the bottom sets & classes at school and is of low academic capability
Steve is a right biscuit
Dave's all the way down in biscuit set, poor soul
by 0161chickeninawrap September 17, 2017
mugGet the Biscuit mug.

Spanish Biscuit

What a non native speaker calls their Spanish girlfriend.
Who is she Órlaith?”
“Oh she’s my Spanish Biscuit” says Órlaith
by Foreigner lover 299 February 12, 2025
mugGet the Spanish Biscuit mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email