Angry Pirate

Screaming hazarrrrd after ejacing in a ship wench, filling her to the brim after 5 consecutive weeks of anal and peanut butter monkey head.

“Im gonna show that bitch of a wench what it truly means to get fucked vigourously by an angry pirate!!“

“Fuck i love brimmin bitches when im angry“

by Stoned fruit flower pussy powe August 9, 2018

Foxy the Pirate

HotBoi

Girl Have u seen Foxy The Pirates he's the hottest Animated
Bonnie Mine!

by LOLBitSuprise June 5, 2020

Reality Pirate

An investigator of reality who regards the brain as a universal vessel and knowledge as booty.

Albert Einstein and Alan Watts are both fine examples of reality pirates.

by theoldcrow January 17, 2012

Pirate Whore

An insufferable, cum-guzzling demon woman who will deprive you of all wealth, happiness and prosperity. She resides in the shit-covered caverns of Whore Island.

Ugh, she actually stole your money? What a pirate whore.

by frogkingdadinlaw September 4, 2023

Butt Pirate

a mixed shot consisting of Butterscotch Liquer (butt) and Captain Morgans Rum (Pirate). Usually served cold after shaken over ice...unless you like hot butt pirates that is.

Guy1: Hey barkeep...2 butt pirates please
barkeep: coming right up...you want em hot or cold?
Guy1: Shake them bitches up...we dont do warm shots!

by Hot_Carl March 25, 2010

Pirate

A pirate is a true 'live for the moment' skateboarder.

"I mean how many 16 year-old surfers wear watches, man?"
"Yeah, well, he's got a job."
"Yeah, my point exactly. He’s not one of us man…You know, he’s not a pirate."

Skip Engblom on Stacy Peralta in Lords of Dogtown. It's worth mentioning, however, that Stacy most definitely was a pirate.

by Roddy McTawdry March 15, 2021

Pirate Santa

When one shoots a healthy White load of semen into someone’s eye and area where a beard would be located. It has to occur during the Christmas season, after thanksgiving.

Bitch I just gave you a Pirate Santa! (After shooting his glorious load... step back and say,) “HO, HO, HO, AYE THERE! You filthy slut”.

by Iberolin November 26, 2019