cream cheese nerds

nerds from philly

Q: How the fuck does the term salty have anything to do with Philly?
A: Prolly just a bunch of cream cheese nerds hacking urban dictionary

by duckdogs December 19, 2012

mega uber nerd

See "Fuckboy" and add Calculator

"My RAM is 100 MHz faster than yours sweg git rekt m8" -mega uber nerd

by Frothy_Walrusman June 16, 2015

stroke my nerd

The ability to communicate information, usually of a technical nature, in a way that is entertaining and compelling. Salespeople are usually socially oriented, but lack the ability to speak intelligently about advanced technology. Engineers are technically capable, but classically lack communication or social skills. Someone who can 'stroke my nerd' is a contradictory combination of both.

That data center salesperson really knew how to stroke my nerd. Listening to her talk about those connection specs really gave me a brain boner, but those rackmounts gave me a full on nerdgasm.

by CAShooter April 19, 2011

random inanimate nerd

One of three nerdy friends who enjoy randomness.

You can't wipe your backpack with a random inanimate nerd.

by Zander March 12, 2005

Grade Book Nerd

Someone who isn't a smart nerd, but instead someone who seems like a nerd because they receive good grades, mostly through cheating.

Joe: I wish I was Nerdy-er

Billy: You are a nerd!

Joe: But i'm a Grade Book Nerd, not a smart nerd.

by Gradebook Nerd August 24, 2009

nerd of bad boys

A group of so called "bad boys' or gangsters, usually on bikes and without helmets, that are followed by a nerd. The said nerd has helmet, glasses, braces, etc. and is obviously tying to be hardcore. Upon seeing a group of this sort, it is common to exclaim "It's a nerd of bad boys!"

Sophie, Lilli, and Jebediah are walking down the street.
Sophie: whoa, did you just see that whole nerd of bad boys?
Lilli: yeah, totally
Jebediah: what?

by Spiedr November 30, 2006

nerd ass pop tart

Being a nerd ass pop tart means to get no play, no bitches and overthink everything. Really it’s just a bum who doesn’t do shit and expects everything to come to him and go his way.

Damn that dude Jackson is a nerd ass pop tart

by JustANewsTeller November 5, 2022