Matthewism

To be an alpha chad and to strive hard to be the best

Incels should study the philosophy Matthewism

by CanadianChad00 January 4, 2022

Matthew driver

A full explanation of a bad driver

Geez that guy can't drive, what a Matthew driver

by kyliieanne January 8, 2022

Matthew

Matthew is the most gorgeous boy I've ever seen. He's beyond amazing. He's really sweet, charming and probably the nicest human you've ever met. He's the definition of perfection. Everything about him feels so fresh like the daylight sky in the morning. There's nothing unlikeable about him. He feels like a summer breeze. He's fun to be around and there wouldn't be any dull moment with him. He's like bathed in sunlight and his love is as warm as a juicy caramel sauce. I just couldn't imagine my life without him. He's my best source of comfort. He's like an adorable little kitty rolling around playfully in the middle of daisies field. His positive energy around has enchant and locked me in. And I want my Matthew to stay forever in my life. I love you, Matthew baby <3

Forever with you is where I want to be.

I love you so much.

There's only one guy I want to ended up with. And it's my Matthew. It'll always be him.

by https-elr January 12, 2022

Matthew

damn, he’s sure something, but not something good. he’ll have you crushing, but you gotta resist it. he’s up to no good

person 1: i found this cute guy online, his name is Matthew
person 2: girl, you better get that Matthew out of your life right now!!

by milfmobile77 January 16, 2022

Matthew

Name to Matthew

To say hello Matthew

by anonymous January 21, 2022

Saint Matthew

A guy who likes to spit on females backs an make it seem like he has cum

I have just saint Matthew you

by Zekekez April 22, 2022

Matthew

Matthew, where do I even begin to explain Matthew. He’s a smart funny, kind hearted person. Is a nerd when it comes to basketball. Puts his mind to a goal and will achieve that goal. Strong, handsome, fun to talk too. Matthew's the type of person to make the whole room laugh with his jokes. Everyone loves Matthew. Just looking at him you’ll fall in love with his precious eyes. But overall just the most amazing person ever.

👤:Omg looks it’s Matthew😱!

Matthew: Hi

👤: *blushes*

by ana_g April 24, 2022