Luke smith

Got rejected by Sophia and ELI

Do you want to date me?

NO Luke Smith you're minging noone does

by Jejouehasabignose April 24, 2024

Luke Jessop

a sexy beast with a large girthy cock

oh my god look at luke jessop and his girlfriend! i bet his cocks HUGE!

by browngirl69 March 12, 2022

Luke

wild Lukes are often found in the Middle School forest. These creatures are often described by researchers as fatherless, short, homophobic beings. Lukes diets are often made up of Chick Fil A and a bit of water, as that is all they need. If you have a pet Luke, make sure to feed it often, or else it will bite you.

Person 1: what is that terrifying being?
Me: Its.. a Luke

by shrekussy March 30, 2023

Luke

If you are a luke then you probally are gay and suck alot of dick. Other than that lukes are smart and are a real bitch magnet (although gay)

"Yo Lukes surrounded by a bunch of girls over there!"
"He probally doesnt like any of them."

by littlemissduck November 2, 2022

Luke Jenner

The most badass guy you’ll ever meet he’s a cowboy beer drinking S.O.B. He knows how to sweet talk the lady’s. Drinks coors light and Budweiser and kills big bucks. He hates faggots and will tell you what he thinks about you even if you go jump off a cliff after it. He’s an athlete and a half, the only thing he can’t do is dunk cuz he’s not a nigger. But he dose shit the right way and if he’s sorry about something he damn sure means it. I want to be a Luke Jenner. Luke Jenner pulls puss and take names and will spit them out whenever the fuck he wants.

I want to be like Luke Jenner. He’s a solid guy

by Luke Jenner February 21, 2019

Luke George

Prolific sexual deviant active in the English city of Coventry from 2006-2022. His spree only ended upon his death from Tuberculosis in December of 2022. Used to describe something being too young/being cut short by the people of Coventry.

Its such a shame he did a Luke George, he was far too young.

by Big_boi_ben July 12, 2024

luke-ing

Faking that you are high; pretending you are high to make others think you are cool. (originated from my friend luke, who is well known for faking drunk when me and a friend gave him non-alcoholic soda, saying it was vodka and he started to say "i feel tipsy" or "im drunk as fuck".

"Is John high?"

"No, he's just luke-ing."

by laiflafd March 4, 2018