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lol, not exactly

When in a conversation or argument, what is assumed by your interlocutor is the exact opposite of what you are actually telling them.
Boy a) I hooked up with a cute redhead girl last night.

Boy b) so now what? She's carrying your baby, haha.

Boy a): lol, not exactly. And since when does every hook up have to lead to a beautiful disaster?
by Sexydimma July 9, 2017
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Lol

An indicator that someone is obtusely and severely mentally ill, deluded, incompetent or ditzy. Such persons derive a thrill from insulting people on usenet and message boards, then using "Lol" to lighten the mood, abeit in a pseudo way. When they really want to hurt their intended victim, they pull out a "LOL", "ROFLMAO", "LMAO" or "ha ha".

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Taylor: Hey everyone! Listen to me singing "Maria" from West Side Story!
Nate: WTF! Horrible! You're a troll! This isn't the way to get us to accept you. What did you think you would accomplish by posting that?
Taylor: I wanted people to hear me sing..
Defender of Taylor: Nate, I really think that was harsh.
Nate: Lol
Taylor: What's so funny?
Nate: I was just trying to lighten the mood! Because that's me!
Taylor: Is that your story now?
by Internet people October 16, 2013
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Lol

Lol is a skip for the sentence "laugh out loud" or "laughing out loud" a lot of people use it in chats in daily life well mainly in Internet chatting that's basically where people started using it it just expresses the "XD" face as it means that a thing made the person laugh and almost die of laughing
A : Can I sit next to you?
B : No, Lol
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A : My friend died yesterday.
B : Ok. Lol
by SGC3671 January 19, 2019
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LOL

Like it Or Lump it
Love me Or Leave me
Lick your Own Lollipop
Lots Of Luck

So there! Take it or leave it! A standard closing like STOP used to be with Western Union Telegrams.

See also ALOL, ABLOL and LOLOL.
Make any declarative statement whatsoever and close with LOL for emphasis.
by M Talent May 22, 2009
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Lol

Lol stands for “laugh out loud”. The word is most commonly used in text messaging among kids and teenagers. They use this word when they find something to be funny or humorous.
Lol that was so funny!

Lol I can’t belive that happened today! It was hilarious!
by 💞💖🤪 November 30, 2018
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lol

laugh out loud , doesn't have anything to do with tiktok so who says it says it doesn't make him a tiktok but its mostly used by dry texters that only few of their country citizens will understand what they mean . the non LoCaL ppl
lol.
by honeyurugly November 26, 2019
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lol

hahaha lol
by ttyyuy February 13, 2019
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