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Jean licker 

An insult you retort to someone to make them walk away frustrated and confused.
It renders their insult null and void since they think that either your crazy, or they're crazy.
Them: Fuck you asshole
You: You're such a jean licker
Them: You....., what?, what the...
Jean licker by Ashwin Brownframes January 22, 2009
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sticky licky 

Cover your loved one with sticky edible massage oil.
Girl: I'm going to sticky licky my boyfriend when he gets home.

Friend: Sounds tasty!
sticky licky by Drew's chew October 17, 2011

goat ball licker

First used in the Colbert Report. Claiming his grandfather was a goat ball licker: someone to make the goats happy in the in a goat herding environment. This expression was used to mock Barack Obama's claim to his grandfather being a goat herder from Africa.
"Who would have thought that the son of a poor Appalachian turd miner; the grandson of a goat ball licker, born in the town of Could-Be-President, one day could be President of the United States?"- Stephen Colbert
goat ball licker by Veritas0609 January 7, 2009

lickadickaday 

a Trick Question meaning "lick a dick a day". in order to obtain its full effect word must be be said in a fast manner to someone with a lower social status than yourself.
you: "wagwan breh, do you lickadickaday?"
recipient: "Umm...yeh" - (not knowing what it means)
you: "WAAAAAAAAAAAASTEMAN1!!!111!!"
lickadickaday by penguin91874 January 18, 2008

pussy licker 

One who performs the act of cunnilingus.
pussy licker by Finchy Poo May 31, 2003

Fish Licker 

An insult that can be used against a heterosexual man. Also try carpet muncher, cat fucker, breeder, and the main attraction homophobe.
Man 1: "Man I would fuck the shit outta that girl with them big ol' titties and tight little ass of hers..."

Man 2: "You're such a total fish licker."
Fish Licker by BillyBo__b December 20, 2012