When it becomes necessary for a man to use a shovel in any way during sexual intercourse for any reason.
"Hey man, how'd it go with my sister last night?"
"Amazing!! I even got to do a Jackson piledriver!"
"Right on, man!"
"Amazing!! I even got to do a Jackson piledriver!"
"Right on, man!"
by Mississippi d April 20, 2015
Get the jackson piledrivermug. Jackson is an...interesting individual. Usually scared of MANY things. Now, he’s nice. He’ll do pretty much anything for you as long as it means that he won’t get punched in the face. He tall, kinda on the strong side, and more or less a nerd. He can say things like “sports? What’s that?”. He doesn’t like any type of sport that involves running or kicking a ball. He still is able to keep fit...vitamins. Wears glasses, has dark hair and eyes, and can most of the time be seen with a whole bottle of sun screen. He’ll say he hates the sun and the best thing for you to say to him is “the sun hates you too”. Does this make you a good person? Pfff...no. Will you have regrets? Of course not! You’ll both laugh it off and be best buds again. Jackson won’t drink...he just won’t do it. Unless of course he’s a “bad boi for life” then I suppose there’s the occasional drink. BUT we’re talking about the NERD Jackson...mr motorcycles and tattoos of his mom is going to have to wait. Anyways, Jackson’s are gentlemen. They’ll hold the door open for you and will do whatever they can to get you to notice them. If you’re friends with a Jackson, copy their homework when you have the chance...they’re always right (please don’t take advice from me...I’m a mistake of a potato). In the end, Jackson is a nerd. A caring, sensitive, good looking, nerd. But always know that Jackson will always have your back...if it means there’s no fighting.
Boy 1) oh hey look it’s jax! Let’s go talk to him...
Boy 2) I’m sure he’s a neanderthal
Jackson) Neanderthals were actually relatively smarter than Australopithecus or other cave men. They had a sense of community unlike others. This led up to homo sapiens (us) having a bigger sense of community and feelings for each other.
Boy 1 and 2) ...
Random potato) NERD
Boy 2) I’m sure he’s a neanderthal
Jackson) Neanderthals were actually relatively smarter than Australopithecus or other cave men. They had a sense of community unlike others. This led up to homo sapiens (us) having a bigger sense of community and feelings for each other.
Boy 1 and 2) ...
Random potato) NERD
by Dude29007 September 17, 2018
Get the Jacksonmug. A famous pop singer from Indiana born on August 18th, 1958. He is known for his songs, earning the nickname “King Of Pop”. Such famous songs are:
Bad
Smooth Criminal
Don’t Stop ‘Til You Get Enough
Remember The Time
And many more. On June 25th, 2009, Michael died of a medicine overdose.
Bad
Smooth Criminal
Don’t Stop ‘Til You Get Enough
Remember The Time
And many more. On June 25th, 2009, Michael died of a medicine overdose.
by rru12 November 4, 2023
Get the Michael Jacksonmug. A Jackson gribaldo is a gay faggot who likes boys. Being a Jackson gribaldo means you are bi and should commit suicide immediately. If you have a child and it is a Jackson gribaldo I suggest abortion.
by Jackson gribaldo March 8, 2019
Get the Jackson Gribaldomug. by alvilicious May 31, 2023
Get the Jacksonmug. by Dylan Thorn November 12, 2017
Get the jackson sweeneymug. A Jackson is when someone has the urge to not show up to work when they are supposed to be there and cause everyone else around him to pick up the slack.
by 2chris3murphy9 December 17, 2022
Get the Jacksonmug.