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Jordante

My one and only, Jordyy i lave you bbg thsi ones for you ;)) You’re mine *RAWR*

you know you want me, you know you care, I’ll shout when and i’ll be there, you are my heart.
Oh, Jordante.. Jordante!! Let down your brown bald hair
by Jana041709_020508 September 24, 2021
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Jordan

Trash man looks like red dragon bad at math and social skills.
jordan is a jordan
by manhandler bob September 24, 2021
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Jordan

Jordans are hot beautiful people. They are weird and annoying af. A Jordans have A HUGE ASS and big lips. They have either no tits or HUGE MOMMY MILKERS. Jordans are gods so bow down.
Ex:

Girl one: Is that a Jordan with a huge ASS.
Girl two: Duh only Jordans have huge Badonkadonk's.
by Jordanthesexybeast September 25, 2021
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Jordan

He is ephemeral and lacks time management skills. Although he can be smart he is very annoying and rude.
Jordan: what a babe
by cait_9182 October 6, 2021
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Jordaned

To look common sense in the face, and doing the opposite. To be given the answer and not realizing it.
Today at work, I Jordaned the shit out assignment I was given. I didn't realize there was a second page to the report, and missed what I needed to do
by Sage on the stage October 14, 2021
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jordan cotter

by Phat juicy ass October 17, 2021
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Jordan

me: hi
jordan: hi
by Fake Repster November 16, 2021
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