Skip to main content

January 30

If you were born on this day congratulations!! You must be a chill type of person and the best person to meet, you're funny, a lil crazy but everyone likes that and most likely your loving and want respect from people. If you're into zodiacs than you're an Aquarius (basically the best sign out there) also I'm pretty sure you look better than the rest of your classmates and you can never be called ugly without it being called a lie .
Person: "Hey it's January 30!"
by .imurmom.com January 29, 2022
mugGet the January 30 mug.

January Republican

One who, after ignoring every conceivable warning sign, now, suddenly, sees what everyone had been saying all along, feigning surprise at the end result, but only after the world has already watched the shit hit the fan, exactly as predicted.
January Republicans throwing Trump under the bus after supporting him for 4 years, you ain’t fooling anybody.
by NeigbourPlease January 19, 2021
mugGet the January Republican mug.

January 24th

You’re the best person in the world DNC DNC DNC DNC DNC DNC DNC DNC DNC DNC DNC D NC DNC DNC DNC
ALL the ladies: omg are you born on January 24th???!!!! SEX RIGHT NOW
by january 24th October 3, 2021
mugGet the January 24th mug.

January 23

The national day a girlfriend must show their boyfriend their boobs.
"Dude, she just sent me a picture of her boobs!" "Of course it's January 23rd remember?"
by kestrelsbf January 23, 2022
mugGet the January 23 mug.

January 28th

I can’t believe it’s January 28th it’s national windmill Russ day, he’s fucked.
by Logangarang January 28, 2021
mugGet the January 28th mug.

Just Jerkoff January

Almost the same as Destroy Dick December and the complete opposite as No Nut November, simply jerk off once or more a day for the whole month
"How was Destroy Dick December?
-It turned bad, I'll simply do Just Jerkoff January instead."
by Djes_ January 29, 2021
mugGet the Just Jerkoff January mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email