january 28th

PLEASE HANG OUT WITH ME DYLANN PLEASE IM SOOO LONELY

me- hello dylann do you wanna hang out on january 28th
dylann- peanut butter jelly michael cera

by johannesjondes January 25, 2024

January 1, 12am

Happy new year! You won't have this experience every day. You'll need to wait 365-366 days.

It's January 1, 12am. Welcome to <insert year here>. Happy new year.

by Impostor (sus) November 17, 2022

January 10

The day you have to hug your gf/bf

Gf: hey you know what day it is?
Bf: yeah, its January 10th national hug you gf/bf day!
Gf: yeah so let’s hug! <33

by A.random.name January 10, 2022

Just Jerking January

such as Destroy Dick December. but CHANGES...

every hour the clock ticks is a fap...

like...
12. 12 FAPS
1. 1 FAP
2. 2 FAPS.
etc...

This demonstrates how are gods created.
Just btw if you didn't fap at example 2 pm you should fap 2 extra times at 3 pm

A. Did you try DDD?
B. Hell Yeah! and also i'll reinforce it in Just Jerking January
C. oh boy... may god be with you

by meh12558 December 3, 2018

january 16

it's the hottest girls birthday

"bro what day is it?"
"it's january 16"
"aight, happy birthday to me"

by hello pa October 27, 2021

January 21st

National fake sick day

Jack: ughh I don’t wanna school

Megan: you don’t want january 21st is?
jack: no what is it?
megan: it’s national fake sick day. everyone and their mom is doing it!!!

by bad bitch from the 314 January 20, 2020

january 18

this day all of you have to tell me happy birthday :))

me: hey, its january 18th, its my birthday

by skeremododiablowachin October 26, 2019