Will Wood

Will Wood, a.k.a. Will Wood and the Tapeworms, Dr. Sunshine, wee woo etc. is a brain tumor. He may take the form of a white rat. When exposed to a living human form, he will enter through their ears and crawl into their brain, tickling it from the inside, making the human feel intense emotions and uncontrollably dance. They tend to get addicted to Will Wood, causing them to listen to his music all the time to encourage the tumor to activate. Queer and neurodivergent people are typically more prone to get addicted to Will Wood. There are no harmful side effects, except bursting into song whenever anything slightly related to will wood is mentioned.

Typical behavior of a Will Wood addict:
Person: “I read this book about quantum physics—”
Will Wood addict: “QUANTUM PHYSICS?? WILL WOOD REFERENCE????? I AM QUANTUM PHYSICS MY WITNESS BRINGS ME TO EXISTENCE I WISH I COULD BE A GIRL IN THAT WAY YOU WISH I COULD BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND BOYFRIEND

by virgil the rat bownownownow May 31, 2024

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Hood Wood

A man that likes having multiple baby mommas that is from the hood.

“Dude, your such a Hood Wood.”

by SkurtSkurtbish June 5, 2023

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Drive into the woods

A euphemism for suicide

“Done with this shit man, I’m about to drive into the woods”

by Good b0ye January 21, 2022

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Wood Chop

A popular dance move that involves one arm doing a tomahawk-like motion while the other hand acts as the wood block.

Other forms include round-house wood chop, which involves doing the wood chop in a circle, and the free standing wood chop, where just one arm does the tomahawk motion, usually to the beat of the song.

"Did you see that guy on the dance floor doing the wood chop? So hot right now."

by Jeanne1989 October 1, 2012

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