Internet Lynch

The act of lynching someone through the internet when said person commits a act of total stupidity.

An Internet Lynch occurred in my chat room when someone said the capital of the United States was Seattle.

by Luke Flashman Adams September 18, 2010

Internet

Something you can blame whenever for whatever reason out of pure frustaration; scapegoat.

Mom: "Why the hell did you break the car? Whats wrong with you, huh huh huh?"

You: "MOM, STOP PESTERING ME! BLAME THE FUCKING INTERNET!"

by stephanzo November 3, 2010

internet caffeine

Something that can be lame, weird, bizarre, strange or funny that happens on the Internet. Similar to RL caffeine, yet somehow not as tasty.

A: Did you hear about J?
J: She busted a nut while freewheeling to polka.
A: OMG how did you know?!
J: I'm J.
A: x_x
J: Well, that's internet caffeine.

by Thatguywith2020vision June 29, 2011

internet trendoid

individual who is a basement dweller or shut-in of some sort who scouwers the internet for ways to be cool. usually ends up with plastic-lensed cameras and a fondness for james blake.

have you heard? chillwave is no longer just an internet trendoid genre.

by blairiair August 16, 2011

Internet Fundamentals

A module in the course of study for a Diploma in Computer Studies in the '90s.
Became an inspiration for a song.

Line from Chorus
I.F. I.F. (internet fundamentals)

by myztically November 3, 2011

internet whore

The women men who use the internet to sell bodies, sex, escort, strippers and also internet dating where persons ply the dating sites seeking to be the same..escort, gold digger, daddy candy etc...

She was only on that dating site to prostitute herself as an internet whore.

by Budd Sticky July 27, 2013

Internet Disbelief Syndrome

Internet Disbelief Syndrome or IDS is something that many internet users suffer from. The main symptom is a complete disbelief of any story, video, or picture viewed on the internet, regardless of how unremarkable they might be.

Person 1: I found a dollar one time on the sidewalk.

Person 2: Yeah, like that happened. *sarcastically*

Person 1: Sounds like you might have Internet Disbelief Syndrome.

by Genius.IComeAnon May 12, 2014