Marc "In the Dark" Rajesh

A very handsome and loving monkey. I would like to fuck his dog, but more so him.

Marc "In the Dark" Rajesh is so hot a would love to see him.

by sajkfghdjasf July 17, 2023

dark treats

When you shit on your partners face, slam yours nuts on it into there mouth.

dawg: yo bro, i performed a dark treats on your bitch last night

de shaun: ya i know, bitch lied and told me she had chocolate

by jrptuisyng December 09, 2009

Dark Dial

dark dial - when you wake up in the middle of the night and check the time only to inadvertently call your crush thus ruining EVERYTHING you've worked towards (similar to "butt dial" only with harsher consequences)

I dark dialed my most recent Tinder fling and he has since ghosted.

by darkdial January 05, 2017

Dark gf

Dark gf is aqu

Dark GF is aqu and dark is 31 and aqu is 18

by CHIKAvibez May 03, 2025

dark peasant

The dark peasant is 2nd strongest in Totally Accurate Battle Simulator

Dark Peasants have a dark hands surrounded him to protect

Dark peasant cost 9999999

He is almost impossible to kill

by October 05, 2023

The 3 days of darkness

Prepare for the end is near

The 3 days of Darkness is close
Its a Worldwide Blackout starting at 12 PM

The 3 days of darkness is near, prepare for the end is near!!

by King of JamaicanDefinitions 2 April 03, 2021

Dark Fatter

The invisible force that causes my waistline to expand at a slightly slower pace than the universe.

“Dark Fatter is the only explanation for why my waistline expands despite my commitment to a healthy diet and lifestyle.”

by SalvyZ June 17, 2019