A sham house is a house or home that is built to look like it has an abundance of square footage from the outside, but is actually quite small on the inside, like when the garage is attached and the garage door is not visible from the street, making the garage appear to be living space from the outside when it actually is just the garage.
"Wow, did you see Chuck's new house? I drove by it today and man, is it impressive! He must have like 5 bedrooms, 2 living rooms and a game room in that thing!"
"Yeah, he invited me over when he first bought it, and its smaller than it looks. It's just a sham house. He calls it his palace, but I was like; "Yeah right, more like BuckingSHAM Palace.""
"Yeah, he invited me over when he first bought it, and its smaller than it looks. It's just a sham house. He calls it his palace, but I was like; "Yeah right, more like BuckingSHAM Palace.""
by vinnie09 May 14, 2009
Get the Sham house mug.A strange house once inhabited a goober of sorts. This house was where shit went down and there was never a moment of peace. A foot was once reported broken in this house caused by a black man who wanted to perform high-risk wrestling moves. THE Yellow House has further since been uninhabited and has been left in the dust for all eternity.
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Get the Jobling House mug.When you are triumphant over a friend or foe. And continue to win, this one collection of quotes from NBA player, Dikembe Mutombo's Geico commercial will be the ultimate taunt. Simply say
"Not in my house"
"Not today ho ho ho"
"No no no"
And wag your index finger whilst shaking your head. Now watch your enemies crumble before you or stare in disbelief at what just occured.
"Not in my house"
"Not today ho ho ho"
"No no no"
And wag your index finger whilst shaking your head. Now watch your enemies crumble before you or stare in disbelief at what just occured.
Child: *Attempts to throw cereal box into shopping cart*
Dikembe Mutombo: *Swats the box out of the air* Not in my house
*Flees the scene*
Dikembe Mutombo: *Swats the box out of the air* Not in my house
*Flees the scene*
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