The conspicuous sexual act in which a man, a woman, and some sort of animal form a sandwich. The most bourgeois animal this is done with is a porcupine. The woman is on the bottom, followed by a terrified porcupine, and assuredly followed by the man.
Dude me and my girlfriend saw a porcupine run down the street yesterday so we caught it and made a turkey club sandwich
by Aunt jemima is money 696969 November 25, 2009
Get the Turkey Club Sandwichmug. An elite club of certain individuals who wear their school ID after school hours. Some enthusiast continue to wear their ID's after they graduate.
These individuals appear to be lazy and forgetful, but have really been known to be involved in such events such as 9/11, and the "death" of Steve Jobs.
Initiation involves wearing your ID after school and writing a letter to the Walt Disney Corporation about why you believe the Holocaust was an inside job staged by the Crips.
Those who attempt to leave the after school club prior to graduation have been known to be executed or extradited.
These individuals appear to be lazy and forgetful, but have really been known to be involved in such events such as 9/11, and the "death" of Steve Jobs.
Initiation involves wearing your ID after school and writing a letter to the Walt Disney Corporation about why you believe the Holocaust was an inside job staged by the Crips.
Those who attempt to leave the after school club prior to graduation have been known to be executed or extradited.
Tyrone: "why you wearing your ID fool, you in the after school club?"
John: "Dun' worreh 'bout it. . ."
John: "Dun' worreh 'bout it. . ."
by Віктор Юлія November 12, 2012
Get the After School Clubmug. We need to get strip club drunk before we head to the strip club in the double-wide trailer.
Yo, Jon was strip club drunk last night. It was nuts.
Yo, Jon was strip club drunk last night. It was nuts.
by jwkdrw August 7, 2010
Get the strip club drunkmug. That guy who goes to strip clubs, because no other woman on earth will even make eye contact with him. Even the money hungry strippers won’t talk to him, because he’s so weird. He gets thrown out every time he goes in for grabbing girls tits, while they are on stage. Then he acts shocked when bouncers tell him he can’t do that.
Bouncer: The strip club creep is here ladies. Be careful.
Stripper: can you just throw him out now, before he tries to rip my nipples off again?
Stripper: can you just throw him out now, before he tries to rip my nipples off again?
by El Wappo. May 21, 2020
Get the strip club creepmug. A group of people who take pleasure in conversating while taking a number two. (Preferably in public restrooms.)
by Jarred Brown (The chief of his Poo-P Club) April 11, 2005
Get the Poo-P Clubmug. By the nine hundreth time you hear this bloody sponsor on fucking Youtube, your mind loses fucking braincells. If I hear the words from someone's mouth being "Dollar" and "Shave" I just instantly shut the video off and sigh in anger from it being horded on video sites.
by IReallyWannaDieToday December 15, 2018
Get the Dollar Shave Clubmug. by 44chemkpse May 20, 2008
Get the Clubbing his beefmug.