Mozz Hook

Mozz Hook - The act of sticking you're index finger into you're own foreskin and retrieving some old dick cheese, then inserting it into someone elses mouth and hooking their cheek.

Jake: "I didn't wash my dick for two weeks so i gave Park a Mozz Hook".

by two7one May 5, 2010

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off the hook

to REPRESENT sumtan really amazing

So I's be up at this laaaaadies crib, and she's a like: "You's black torpedo is like bigga than any otha nigga!" And I's be like: "Maaaaan, it's off the hook, BIAAACH!!!"

by The Black Torpedo April 17, 2006

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hook

Verb: To steal an item

Yesterday I hooked his shit

by Jonny 50 April 24, 2006

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Hook and Ladder

The act of using the sound of a ringing phone (actual phone or mp3 of ringing phone) to get off the phone with an annoying person.

Also known as: ring fucking, designated caller

But here’s what I do. On the desktop I keep an MP3 of a cell phone ring. I start VERY early in the conversation and run the "hook and ladder" (play the mp3). Then I run the play again about two minutes later. Both times the other person says, ‘do you have to get that?’ and I take a moment, and sigh irritatedly, ‘no, it’s not important.’ Then the THIRD time, I say, “look, it’s clear this guy isn’t going to leave me alone, let me get this. I’ll give you a call back as soon as I can.”

by Phone Pirate Smitty November 13, 2007

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