Human Bidet

the human Bidet can be done solo, with two people, and even with a group. a solo human Bidet is when you take a shit and you pee while still sitting down and it rolls down your nut and taint and cleans your bum. the human Bidet with a partner is the same, but one person gets up and the other pisses on their bumhole, this one is much more effective. the group human Bidet is the same but with a bunch of people pissing on the poopers bumhole, this is the most effective variant.

"dear diary, today I shitted and ran out of kittens to wipe with, but thankfully I peed and it was a human Bidet, so it was ok in the end"

"hey playbou carti can you give me some human Bidet"

"precinct 6 get to hemorrhoid street ASAP, there's a guy here who needs some group human Bidet"

by clogmethroatwithshitmrdiddy August 3, 2024

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Lil human

A little human (kinda like a elf) watching over you when you sleep.

Origins from the cold north of the world.

Ah, good morning lil human

by Sir Nicholas den tykke March 25, 2022

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human noise

When you try to guess the noise a human makes.

Human: Quack.
Duck: *human noise*

by bonelesspizza April 8, 2017

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humans

dangerous divs that don’t know how to think before they say and do shit

what are humans ??
dumb fucks

by stantwice r@ts May 25, 2021

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Human Right

Something that literally anyone can do naturally without outside intervention. As human beings we cannot truly obtain this until we are able to self sustain without aid from others. Yes, this means by definition fetus', babies, nor toddlers have the capacity to claim these intermediate character buffs.

The only true human right is the right to try to survive as long as possible in the hostility of the universe.

Human Rights are not granted by anyone or anything other than you being born and living long enough to self sustain.

by DeadJezebel May 15, 2024

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