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golden ticket idea

Michael Scott's best idea to date to promote sales. Sadly, this idea was credited to Dwight.
Michael Scott: Ok. We need, a golden ticket idea idea, to get us out of this mess.
Pam Beesly: Does that mean an idea that blows up in our faces later?
Jim Halpert: Good one.
by Anna Norwood March 15, 2009
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golden double stuff

When two men having sex with a woman (double penetration) both urinate inside of her vaginal and anal cavities.
Dude, Bob and I were totally tag-teaming Rachel last night, and we turned that DP into a golden double stuff!
by BabyJ0327 April 9, 2011
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golden coil of death

The horrible and huge yellow-tinted crap you always seem to have to take during excersize, usually a long way from the nearest toilet.
Wife: Where are your socks and your shirt?
Husband: In the middle of my hike I got a real gut buster. I dropped a huge golden coil of death in the forest and had to wipe my ass with my socks. And my shirt...
by Seymore Kuntz January 10, 2012
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Rose Golden Shower

When a girl urinates on you while she is on her period. Making the urine look like rose gold.
Dude! I love it when my girl is on her period
Why?
Rose Golden Shower
Doesn't it smell and taste like rusty coins
Hell yea it does!!
by PeezyFaSheezy December 21, 2010
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Golden Field goal

When a man straddles a woman on a toilet, stands facing her. The woman sitting with her legs spread in a V shape, the man tries to still between her legs and into the toilet while giving a simultaneous golden shower to the face.
The first time I tried to make a golden field goal, I slipped on my second step. So I shit on both of her legs and she was covered in piss from one set of lips to the other.
by Danbman77 April 7, 2019
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golden snow shower

When you are shovelling snow with a friend and need a warm beverage while you friend has to really pee so they solve two problems with one action.
Person 1: "I'm craving a hot beverage"
Person 2: "I could give you a golden snow shower because I gotta pee."
by psychobtches September 6, 2017
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Golden Girl Digger

Someone who picks up old people to form a relationship so they will be lent money or left in the will. Golden Girl Diggers take little old ladies on walks, brings them grociers, drops in for afternoon visits, etc with no other reason but to collect in 1 - 5 years. Golden Girl Diggers bring utter shock to families, and lawsuits often follow shortly after the victim passes away.
Being a Golden Girl Digger that she is, Paula only volunteers at the local nursery home in hopes to score an old lady that will finance her a new house.
by OBV August 30, 2015
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